Gusman · 61-69, M
A wise man does not say the first thing that comes to his mind out loud.
Gibbon · 70-79, M
This reminds me of how wise I am and the importance of the lessons we should all learn in life.
The most ponderous being.
Your brain should fit your skull better than your feet fit your shoes
Chocolate is better than Butterscotch.
The most ponderous being.
Your brain should fit your skull better than your feet fit your shoes
Chocolate is better than Butterscotch.
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PatKirby · M
@Gibbon
Searching in the dark, reminds me of a good one.
A man was searching the ground for something when another man noticed and asked him what he was doing. He said he lost his wallet and couldn't find it.
The second man asked "well where did you have it last?" The first man pointed away and said "way over there" to which the second man replied "so why are looking for it over here?"
The first man said "because the light's better over here."
Searching in the dark, reminds me of a good one.
A man was searching the ground for something when another man noticed and asked him what he was doing. He said he lost his wallet and couldn't find it.
The second man asked "well where did you have it last?" The first man pointed away and said "way over there" to which the second man replied "so why are looking for it over here?"
The first man said "because the light's better over here."
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
I volunteer
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
Nimbus · M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Indeed and invariably turns out badly!
luckranger71 · 51-55, M
“I should really log on to SW today”
Nimbus · M
@luckranger71 I know the feeling ;)
Will you marry me?
1490wayb · 56-60, M
i didnt know that
AbbeyRhode · F
Yay, I won ten million dollars in the Nigerian lottery!
I saw it on CNN, so it must be true.
I'm a proud Democrat. 🤪
I saw it on CNN, so it must be true.
I'm a proud Democrat. 🤪
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode Now that is wise! ;)
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Criticizes the meal at a friends house and asks for ketchup for his steak
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@Nimbus Have you asked for ketchup for your steak in America though?
Nimbus · M
@cherokeepatti Nope, but I add at home ;)
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@Nimbus My ex’s father loved to mix ketchup with Worcestershire sauce and use it for steak sauce.
thisguy20 · 41-45, M
"I'm wise"
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
I’m going to the game on Saturday.
Nimbus · M
@TheSirfurryanimalWales For fear of failure or fear of the Mrs? ;)
Gingerbreadspice · F
Anything ever.
Nimbus · M
@Gingerbreadspice lololol, I get it! 😝
"Trust me bro!"
AngelUnforgiven · 51-55, F
Here's my credit card 💳
Nimbus · M
@AngelUnforgiven Very wise! :)
Punxi · F
Everything he thinks
But thinks everything he says.
But thinks everything he says.
4meAndyou · F
🤔🤔🤔" Yes, dear...your a$$ DOES look a little bit fat in that dress." 🤣🤣🤣
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
@4meAndyou I always say it as Phat. It makes a difference
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Magenta · F
That he is wise. That is arrogance.
Lilymoon · F
He stays quiet when everyone else is blabbing
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Atlotto · M
The Earth is flat.
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Nimbus · M
@HumanEarth Interesting and food for thought 👍
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A wise man never says he knows it all. Only fools know everything.
(Think that originates from some dude named Shakespeare. 🤔)
(Think that originates from some dude named Shakespeare. 🤔)
Nimbus · M
@OlderSometimesWiser I used to go to school with a guy named Shakespeare.
His name made an easy target for fun from other students.
His name made an easy target for fun from other students.
@Nimbus My 4th grade teacher was Mrs. Shakespeare. 🙂
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Nimbus · M
@bookerdana For sure! 👍
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smiler2012 · 61-69
@Nimbus 🤔well according to the song by presley fool rush in or decided to be mancherster united fans lol 😆
Nimbus · M
@smiler2012 Did you mean Paisley? ;)
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Nimbus · M
@FoolishLuna True, not worth the retribution ;)
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