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Hikikomoribabe99 · 22-25, F
That they want to be "friend" like you for you, are cool with taking things slow, they'll lie to the moon and back just to get in your knickers.
PeacefulEntity · 61-69, M
@Hikikomoribabe99 I told my niece the very same thing when she was 14 she gave birth at 15. In one ear and out the other. Or in her case in between the legs and out the same way!
Carissimi · F
They lie about almost everything, and they lie to women more.
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MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@Carissimi and we'll do it again MUAHAHAHA
Carissimi · F
True that. @MartinTheFirst
@Nimbus, @Carissimi Why pick on men in particular?
Lying starts at 2-3 years old when a toddler imagines that saying what he/she wants to be true makes it so. For instance, "No, I didn't," when the evidence is right there and there's no other possible cause. If she/he can't or doesn't do this, it's a sign of intellectual disability. A sensible parent would get seriously worried and seek help.
If a child hasn't learned to lie convincingly by four years, pediatricians and neurologists will test for deficits in brain development.
Lying is a human trait; it depends on the ability to imagine that which is not, and then present a facade that makes it (at least superficially) plausible.
If we couldn't imagine what isn't so, we'd be incapable of inventing a wheel, a pot, a pipe, etc. We'd be living on equal terms with all other animals.
A more important question is why more people are not alert to the potential for lies and allow themselves to be fooled.
Another is why we are so often polite when we know someone is lying and we don't call them on it by presenting the evidence.
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Lying starts at 2-3 years old when a toddler imagines that saying what he/she wants to be true makes it so. For instance, "No, I didn't," when the evidence is right there and there's no other possible cause. If she/he can't or doesn't do this, it's a sign of intellectual disability. A sensible parent would get seriously worried and seek help.
If a child hasn't learned to lie convincingly by four years, pediatricians and neurologists will test for deficits in brain development.
Lying is a human trait; it depends on the ability to imagine that which is not, and then present a facade that makes it (at least superficially) plausible.
If we couldn't imagine what isn't so, we'd be incapable of inventing a wheel, a pot, a pipe, etc. We'd be living on equal terms with all other animals.
A more important question is why more people are not alert to the potential for lies and allow themselves to be fooled.
Another is why we are so often polite when we know someone is lying and we don't call them on it by presenting the evidence.
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AbbeyRhode · F
I think it's a toss up between "I love you" and "it's huge". 😁
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode Awww, they always boast about large cars ;)
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M

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Where they’ve been, who they were with.
What they said, what you said.
I was with the boys!!
I fell asleep at a friends house 🏠
I didn’t do anything!
Believe what you want.
What they said, what you said.
I was with the boys!!
I fell asleep at a friends house 🏠
I didn’t do anything!
Believe what you want.

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@Nimbus
Married life 😏
Married life 😏
Aysel · F
@SW-User Being lied to is the worst feeling ever. 🫂

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@Aysel
Yeah it’s the worst, not all men lie though, I’m not a hater lol…
I just married a compulsive liar. 🤥
Yeah it’s the worst, not all men lie though, I’m not a hater lol…
I just married a compulsive liar. 🤥
Ontheroad · M
What?!?!
Men lie?
We don't. We simply speak artistically, often in the abstract, and while our prose may take literary liberties and take flight into the realms of fantasy and science fiction, we speak the truth as we know it... errrr, want to believe.
Men lie?
We don't. We simply speak artistically, often in the abstract, and while our prose may take literary liberties and take flight into the realms of fantasy and science fiction, we speak the truth as we know it... errrr, want to believe.
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@Ontheroad Point of order. We speak the truth our women want to hear...😷
Ontheroad · M
@whowasthatmaskedman Shhhh, now you've gone and let the proverbial monkey out of the bag 😁
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@Ontheroad Not really..If a woman wants your actual opinion, the last thing she is going to do is ask for it. What she wants is your affirmation that her opinion is correct. She already knew your opinion was wrong..😷
ExtremeNext · 36-40
Penis size 🧐🔎
Nimbus · M
@ExtremeNext Might be a 'down under' thing ;)
caesar7 · 61-69, M
@ExtremeNext Good one!!👍
@deadgerbil "That's not a kangaroo in my pants. I'm just glad to see you." He's lying. He really has a kangaroo in his pants.
beermeplease · M
how many women we boinked... *still counting fingers on my hand.... see...some of us don't lie 🙂
Nimbus · M
@beermeplease Enjoy ;)
beermeplease · M
@Nimbus hehehe.. gotta go to the grocery store soon,,, might need to check out some melons...jeesus i need help!!! 🤣
NerdySoph · 26-30, F
I'll let you know when i've lived a day in all men's shoes :D
I doubt that one subject would be most common for all or even most men or women.
Lies fall into 3 categories:
- politeness or tact,
- projecting a self-image,
- con job or brainwashing.
However, one could extend the definition and say every act of story-telling is a lie,
because no matter how sincere the author,
the nature of language makes it impossible to tell the whole truth.
For instance, if I say something is blue - or even if I try to describe the exact hue, no amount of skill with language could guarantee that you can picture the exact colour I am seeing.
The best we can do is cultivate good probability, congruence, motive and bullshit barometers.
Lies fall into 3 categories:
- politeness or tact,
- projecting a self-image,
- con job or brainwashing.
However, one could extend the definition and say every act of story-telling is a lie,
because no matter how sincere the author,
the nature of language makes it impossible to tell the whole truth.
For instance, if I say something is blue - or even if I try to describe the exact hue, no amount of skill with language could guarantee that you can picture the exact colour I am seeing.
The best we can do is cultivate good probability, congruence, motive and bullshit barometers.
calicuz · 56-60, M
The number of women they've slept with. 😎
PoetryNEmotion · F
How they feel. To themselves. To others. That they do not feel.
PoetryNEmotion · F
@beermeplease I stated my opinion. You have another one.
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PoetryNEmotion · F
@beermeplease Stop bothering me. Your name says it all. Good bye.
MarineBob · 56-60, M
Finances
AbbySvenz · F
“Of course that doesn’t make your butt look too big” 😐
4meAndyou · F
When they first meet a woman, to date her, they might not even tell her their correct name, (probably in case things go south). I am speaking from experience. The third ex told me his name was "Simon". It wasn't.
But I think they lie the MOST about how much money they make, (in the mistaken belief that money is all women care about), and perhaps the second most about how terribly faithful they are.
But I think they lie the MOST about how much money they make, (in the mistaken belief that money is all women care about), and perhaps the second most about how terribly faithful they are.
Sojournersoul · M
@4meAndyou I know you told me about the one with the haunted house. 😉
4meAndyou · F
@Sojournersoul Yeah...gave him THAT house...🤣🤣🤣
Sojournersoul · M
@4meAndyou it is all yours. Adios.
Aysel · F
Should I ask you this question?
Sojournersoul · M
@Aysel I never leave it up. Dont want anyone falling in.
scorpiolovedeep · 51-55, M
I lie about the delay in traffic heading home trying to check SW 😊.
I don't drink or party so no lies there.
I don't drink or party so no lies there.
Nimbus · M
@scorpiolovedeep That's dedication ;)
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
Their attention span ability when they have none
bookerdana · M
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@bookerdana Doesn't matter the motivation. It's simply not there for some men.
bookerdana · M
@Queendragonfly umm,what was the qwestion???🤔
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
I wasn’t down the pub.Honest.
2ndtimeguy · 61-69, M
Money!!
Nimbus · M
@2ndtimeguy Possibly.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Their deep-seated fears, maybe not a direct lie but one of omission.
MissTaken · 36-40, F
Their sexual prowess 🙂
Sojournersoul · M
You guys take it easy on us. Dang.
Nimbus · M

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They lie about their feelings to get poon
smiler2012 · 61-69
@Nimbus 😆size of there manhood nimby lol
Nimbus · M
@smiler2012 You too? ;)
smiler2012 · 61-69
@Nimbus no i am pefectly up front about my lack of girth nimby lol
Tracos · 51-55, M
the answer to the question 'are you alright? '
Umile · 41-45, F
I don't think I qualify.
Although I sometimes seem like one.
😒
Although I sometimes seem like one.
😒

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Body count and virginity status
Nimbus · M
@SW-User I guess so ;)
Anton · 61-69, M
Their fears
PeacefulEntity · 61-69, M
@Anton no I'm honest about that I do not like spiders no I sure don't that's why I'm never going to Australia they got some big damn spiders....😦😦😦
Anton · 61-69, M
@PeacefulEntity I was more thinking about fears relating to relationships, emotions and responsibilities etc. I am scared of lions, I can't stand those damn horrible stink creatures and as we live in South Africa lions, leopards, various types of wild cat etc we still come face-to-face at times on the farm.
PeacefulEntity · 61-69, M
@Anton oh, well no regarding fears guys just don't show that to women because then they look at us as if we're weak. You know the whole macho thing I want a tough strong man to protect me and so they want you know someone to protect them instead of us protecting ourselves while we have to of course that means we got to have guns and weapons something!!
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
Not me, i dont answer questions😁
MasterLee · 56-60, M
How good looking their partner is
PeacefulEntity · 61-69, M
It used to be about sexual encounters, women, money, cars.
Now it's about, climate change, understanding women's rights, caring about the alphabet people and animal rights.
Now it's about, climate change, understanding women's rights, caring about the alphabet people and animal rights.
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
Whether or not your b*m looks big in that. It looks big in anything. We just like it that way.. But you arent going to believe that. Are you??😷
Nimbus · M
@whowasthatmaskedman Excellent point ;)
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M

PeacefulEntity · 61-69, M
@HoraceGreenley I always thought it was really length but that's kind of true on the height too
The answer to the question,"do you think I look fat in these jeans?"
awhitedot · 46-50, M
Size….
Convivial · 26-30, F
The cheque wasn't in the mail, you didn't still respect me in the morning, and the third one will remain unsaid 😜
PeacefulEntity · 61-69, M
@Convivial but yeah that last one is definitely to be left unsaid, but that's part of the three biggest lies.

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money
Sojournersoul · M
@SW-User yes they do. It is Sunday, all closed. 🤣🤣🤣

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@Sojournersoul see you tomorrow, 9:30am sharp 😙
Sojournersoul · M
@SW-User I will have all the copies you want. 😉
Lilymoon · F
I'll be there in 5 minutes *looks at watch* 🙄 😄
beermeplease · M
@Lilymoon me too...curious what you have to say,,,🤣
Lilymoon · F
@beermeplease they say 5 minutes but they mean 20 lmao
beermeplease · M
@Lilymoon yeah but eventually we get there and you can't resist us.... *offers flowers and an apology 🥺🌹
TrashCat · M
"Just the tip"
"you aren't fat"
"It's just a cold soar"
"Sperm cures wrinkles"
"you aren't fat"
"It's just a cold soar"
"Sperm cures wrinkles"
Raaii · 22-25, F
lie abt themselves
WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
men lie the most about if they are in a relationship or not

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beermeplease · M
@SW-User well...if that bag is between your legs and is close to empty...oh...i better stop right there😈😊
rayoflight · 46-50, M
@SW-User say what you feel JHL... Don't hold back...

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@beermeplease lol
Carazaa · F
Before they give you a ring, EVERYTHING!
Rolexeo · 26-30, M
I didn't actually fight 6 bears, it was 4 bears
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
That one guy who’s ass they kicked..
with zero witnesses?
with zero witnesses?
Nimbus · M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I never thought of that one ;)
Thodsis · 51-55, M
Cock size and sporting achievements.
And neither one they will wish to prove in front of an audience.
And neither one they will wish to prove in front of an audience.
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Cock size
Nimbus · M
@MrBrownstone I guess so.
exexec · 70-79, C
Since my wife knows all about me, she knows I have only had sex with her, how big/small my penis is, how good/bad I am at sex. etc. My most common lies are in answering two types of questions: (1) Do you feel okay? and (2) Does this dress make my butt look big?
HumanEarth · F
Size of their penis the most
HumanEarth · F
I never told a lie when I said mine was 38 and 15/16th inches long
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

bookerdana · M
@iamonfire696 Thats actually frightening😳
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@bookerdana I know 😂
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