What is a creative way to get rid of guests?

Seriously?
Who does that?

I love having guests

Atithi Devo Bhava-, it is not just a catchy line to promote tourism but is a beautiful example of a text asking us to respect our guests as God

Lol I've only done it a few times but having my outbursts get really bad. It can clear a room. Like I said I don't do it often

Beans before hand

Yawn

Have a Domestic

Alex: Anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for a while.
Dante: Whoa, I don't know, man. I got a business to run. This is like my office as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.
Alex: You're getting a lion?
Dante: Yeah.
Alex: Why?
Dante: To protect my shit.
Alex: Never heard of a dog?
Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
Alex: Yeah, that's true.

Sorry, but I have work in the morning.

Uncomfortable furniture

Maybe tell them their mother in law is coming over too.

Last ones out do the dishes!

Tell them the beer is gone

Why have guests in the first place? 😅

Hire a skunk?

Horrify

Flamethrower

You could drop a TV out your window then lock them out when they go to investigate

Chainsaw then acid bath? It’s more messy than shallow grave admittedly.

Take off all your clothes

Broiler setting

Ask them to participate in daily housechores

strip down to your underwear and tell them to turn off the lights when they leave

Play really bad music

Poisonous mushrooms.

Bazooka

Well, walking in nude of visiting Jehovah's Witnesses will usually get rid of them

Declare loudly 'Whose game for an orgy?'

Fart.
Continuously.

Here's yer hat what's yer hurry?
Don't go away mad. Just go away!
Why leave now? 10 minutes ago would have been much better.
Here is an egg. Put it in your shoe and beat it.

Train your dog to pee on people by command

I say: "time to get into my leisure suit" and then I strip naked

Dress like a Hobo and flirt with them

Summon a plague of locusts.

Puke

Fart and blame it on the 🐶

Tell then you are a Satanist and need to hold a service

Ask for help in the kitchen to clean up the mess.