Seriously?
Who does that?
I love having guests
Atithi Devo Bhava-, it is not just a catchy line to promote tourism but is a beautiful example of a text asking us to respect our guests as God
Who does that?
I love having guests
Atithi Devo Bhava-, it is not just a catchy line to promote tourism but is a beautiful example of a text asking us to respect our guests as God
Pretzel · 70-79, M
@Royricky09 you can have mind
Cigarguy101 · 41-45, M
Lol I've only done it a few times but having my outbursts get really bad. It can clear a room. Like I said I don't do it often
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NOS4R2 · 41-45
Beans before hand
Lilymoon · F
Yawn
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Have a Domestic
Fishy · 36-40, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout what if you're single and live on your own tho?
Fishy · 36-40, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout no wait....
I could have a domestic with my imaginary friend...
That could work 🤔
I could have a domestic with my imaginary friend...
That could work 🤔
greensnacks · F
Alex: Anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for a while.
Dante: Whoa, I don't know, man. I got a business to run. This is like my office as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.
Alex: You're getting a lion?
Dante: Yeah.
Alex: Why?
Dante: To protect my shit.
Alex: Never heard of a dog?
Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
Alex: Yeah, that's true.
Dante: Whoa, I don't know, man. I got a business to run. This is like my office as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.
Alex: You're getting a lion?
Dante: Yeah.
Alex: Why?
Dante: To protect my shit.
Alex: Never heard of a dog?
Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
Alex: Yeah, that's true.
calicuz · 56-60, M
Sorry, but I have work in the morning.
Uncomfortable furniture
Punches · 46-50, F
@MarbleMarvel it sounds funny but some places actually do that.
There is an actual name for it - "hostile architecture"
There is an actual name for it - "hostile architecture"
Punches · 46-50, F
Maybe tell them their mother in law is coming over too.
Infamous607 · 46-50, M
Last ones out do the dishes!
fanuc2013 · 51-55, F
Tell them the beer is gone
YoMomma ·
Why have guests in the first place? 😅
onewithshoes · 26-30, F
Hire a skunk?
MougyWolf · 36-40, M
Horrify
DDonde · 31-35, M
Flamethrower
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
You could drop a TV out your window then lock them out when they go to investigate
meJess · F
Chainsaw then acid bath? It’s more messy than shallow grave admittedly.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Take off all your clothes
SinlessOnslaught · M
Broiler setting
@SinlessOnslaught That might put everyone to sleep.
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
Ask them to participate in daily housechores
Pretzel · 70-79, M
strip down to your underwear and tell them to turn off the lights when they leave
Ducky · 31-35, F
Play really bad music
Poisonous mushrooms.
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Well, walking in nude of visiting Jehovah's Witnesses will usually get rid of them
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Declare loudly 'Whose game for an orgy?'
@Thevy29 This could backfire ...
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
@NudasPriest True, but if anyone is game for one, they wont get an invite next time...
Fishy · 36-40, F
Fart.
Continuously.
Continuously.
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
Here's yer hat what's yer hurry?
Don't go away mad. Just go away!
Why leave now? 10 minutes ago would have been much better.
Here is an egg. Put it in your shoe and beat it.
Don't go away mad. Just go away!
Why leave now? 10 minutes ago would have been much better.
Here is an egg. Put it in your shoe and beat it.
plungesponge · 41-45, M
Train your dog to pee on people by command
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
I say: "time to get into my leisure suit" and then I strip naked
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
Dress like a Hobo and flirt with them
NerdyPotato · M

Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Summon a plague of locusts.
Tumbleweed · F
Puke
Pfuzylogic · M
Fart and blame it on the 🐶
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
Tell then you are a Satanist and need to hold a service
Ask for help in the kitchen to clean up the mess.