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What is a creative way to get rid of guests?

SW-Questions · 2025-05-01T20:00:02-04:00

Situations - What is a creative way to get rid of guests? (57 replies).

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NOS4R2 · 41-45

Beans before hand

Royricky09

Seriously?
Who does that?

I love having guests

Atithi Devo Bhava-, it is not just a catchy line to promote tourism but is a beautiful example of a text asking us to respect our guests as God

Pretzel · 70-79, M

@Royricky09 you can have mind

greensnacks · F

Alex: Anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could crash here for a while.
Dante: Whoa, I don't know, man. I got a business to run. This is like my office as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.
Alex: You're getting a lion?
Dante: Yeah.
Alex: Why?
Dante: To protect my shit.
Alex: Never heard of a dog?
Dante: Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
Alex: Yeah, that's true.

Pretzel · 70-79, M

strip down to your underwear and tell them to turn off the lights when they leave

AllycatAD

@Pretzel in my case they would never leave

Pretzel · 70-79, M

@AllycatAD true

EldritchFox

Uncomfortable furniture

SW-User

@EldritchFox it sounds funny but some places actually do that.

There is an actual name for it - "hostile architecture"

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

You could drop a TV out your window then lock them out when they go to investigate

Fishy · 36-40, F

Fart.
Continuously.

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Fishy · 36-40, F

@NativePortlander1970 😩

NativePortlander1970 · 56-60

@Fishy The perfect combo for silent but deadlies

Fishy · 36-40, F

@NativePortlander1970 nah, I'd make sure mine are loud,
And just stare at them like this:

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

Well, walking in nude of visiting Jehovah's Witnesses will usually get rid of them

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

Have a Domestic

Fishy · 36-40, F

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout what if you're single and live on your own tho?

Fishy · 36-40, F

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout no wait....

I could have a domestic with my imaginary friend...
That could work 🤔

fanuc2013 · 51-55, F

Tell them the beer is gone

Lilymoon · F

Yawn

Pretzel · 70-79, M

@Lilymoon pretend to fall asleep:)

Lilymoon · F

@Pretzel sometimes even that doesn't work 😖

onewithshoes · 26-30, F

Hire a skunk?

NerdyPotato ·

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

Declare loudly 'Whose game for an orgy?'

NudasPriest

@Thevy29 This could backfire ...

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

@NudasPriest True, but if anyone is game for one, they wont get an invite next time...

GoFish ·

Why have guests in the first place? 😅

calicuz · 56-60, M

@GoFish

Exactly!!! 😂

calicuz · 56-60, M

Sorry, but I have work in the morning.

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Infamous607 · 51-55, M

Last ones out do the dishes!

Ducky · 31-35, F

Play really bad music

SW-User

@Ducky I just KNEW that Kid Rock's music would be useful.

SW-User

Maybe tell them their mother in law is coming over too.

Tumbleweed · F

Puke

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Summon a plague of locusts.

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

Tell then you are a Satanist and need to hold a service

plungesponge · 41-45, M

Train your dog to pee on people by command

Cigarguys · 41-45, C

Lol I've only done it a few times but having my outbursts get really bad. It can clear a room. Like I said I don't do it often

hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M

Here's yer hat what's yer hurry?
Don't go away mad. Just go away!
Why leave now? 10 minutes ago would have been much better.
Here is an egg. Put it in your shoe and beat it.