You just farted and everyone turns to look at you. What do you say?

"Breathe in deep, there's enough for everyone."

I always blame my husband. That’s what he’s there for.

oops 🤭

Oh it happens to everyone, get over it...

Also, MOVE! I'm going to the other room

You're welcome

You're welcome!

"Sorry…"😓

Wasn't me

Rate it from 1-10 please

I wasn't me, it was a spider that just barked

And those are my thoughts on the matter

It was the dog

You're welcome! *finger guns*

🤣🤣🤣🤣 its these new shoes, they make a noise lol

"Scuse me" in a high pitch voice ✨💅🏽

1. Oh, that was noise from the chair
2. Aaahhh relief. Okay, now where were we... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
3. Ewwww wt-f, who was that... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

I always look at the prettiest woman in the elevator and blame it on her.

Mine are silent but deadly

Anyone smell Popcorn?

It's Buffalo Wings. Enjoy......

Damn Cat!! 🥴

Duck & say "shots fired get down"

"Can any of you spare a wet wipe?"

Damn I knew I should have worn underwear.

I don't fart 🤷🙄

"Was that a duck?"

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