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ian2watt · 61-69, M
Blue Shortbread
Hahaha it may be short but its thick in the girth!!!! lol
Hahaha it may be short but its thick in the girth!!!! lol
How do my notifications get shut off on my posts so often 😡 Wasn’t ignoring everyone 🥺
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Bklynbadboy12 · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 Its okay it happens
PhoenixPhail · M
@XDHyperGirlXD1 I liked that little flurry between you and MellyMel22. Thanks for the chuckle. 😆
antonioioio · 70-79, M
@MellyMel22 nice of you to tell us 🌹
sassycookie · 26-30, F
Blue Stuffing. ✨💋💙
TexChik · F
@HoraceGreenley 😮... bone in?
MellyMel22 · F
@TexChik 😂
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
@TexChik always
JustAmber · 41-45, F
Commando banana
PhoenixPhail · M
@JustAmber Now that has appeal. 😁
ritualgirl · 18-21, F
Commando Blueberry 🤔
Lacemaker · 41-45, F
Black Nuts 😱😱😱
SomeMichGuy · M
@Domking Starring "Choco cheeseburger"! IDK...not horrific.
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LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Hey, I just have to say I am incredibly jealous. I wish I had a post that was nearly as popular as this one that's getting traffic 9 years after you wrote it.
MellyMel22 · F
@LordShadowfire Sorry 🤣
ReneeT · 61-69, F
So for today my new name is Blue Pancakes
MellyMel22 · F
@ReneeT Ouch 😆
ChulaRp · 36-40, F
Today mines is brown gingerbread, iced coffee🤣( loving my gingerbread ground coffee)
MellyMel22 · F
@ChulaRp That’s a long one!
ChulaRp · 36-40, F
@MellyMel22 so true 😳🤣 so just GingerbreadChula 🤷🏻♀ but isn’t color of underwear and food🤭
MellyMel22 · F
@ChulaRp GBCee 🤣
nuddie · 70-79, M
Commando sandwich
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@nuddie I just woke up from a dream where I was in one of those.
MaryDreamilton · 46-50, F
Black biscuit.
letshavefun · 51-55, M
It's hot here at the moment, to help stay cool I'm not wearing underwear or anything else for that matter and I just had an apple 🤔
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
Blue tortilla
MellyMel22 · F
@Jenny1234 That would be something to hear 🤣
jackjones68 · M
Blue chocolate
Levenrack · 46-50, M
Blue Dirty Rice. Ahh it's mid. 😐
MellyMel22 · F
@Levenrack ”Dirty Blue” 🤣

SW-User
White mashed potatoes... the irony is that I am black.
biandlargeny · 56-60, M
Grey protein bar
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
@biandlargeny that’s sexy 😂
biandlargeny · 56-60, M
@Jenny1234 it feels sexy lol
MellyMel22 · F
@biandlargeny Grey pro 🤣
Polkadot Lollipop
@MellyMel22 oh I like that! 🤣
MellyMel22 · F
@GracieSquirrel Me too!
@GracieSquirrel i'm sure you would do great!! got the name part down!!
WellEndowedDude · 18-21, M
Grey Ramen how appealing 😂
MellyMel22 · F
@WellEndowedDude Hahaha 😂
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
Blue Turkey.
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
Sugar Donut Blue lmfao!!!!
MellyMel22 · F
@Eddiesolds haha 😆
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@MellyMel22 lol! I love my new name.
Julien · 36-40, M
Yellowinthefrontbrowninthebackburger 😂
Pink sausage. .Wtf lol. .. and we're ya bin hiding ?
MellyMel22 · F
Oh no, they're sick again :(
CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F
@MellyMel22: just left the Dr. I should buy stock in that place
MellyMel22 · F
I know the feeling!
Teslin · M
Commando Pulled BBQ Chicken
FEMALENATURIST74 · 51-55, F
Commando ( but sadly not nude today) melon.x
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
@FEMALENATURIST74 you are best nude
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
Ok so what if I'm not wearing any?
NakedTaco
NaturalTaco
InvisibleTaco
CommandoTaco
PinkTaco
KinkyTaco
WetTaco
Like seriously there needs to be a table or something 🤣
NakedTaco
NaturalTaco
InvisibleTaco
CommandoTaco
PinkTaco
KinkyTaco
WetTaco
Like seriously there needs to be a table or something 🤣
MellyMel22 · F
@Silentpleasure Thank goodness!
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@MellyMel22 Really appreciate your help through these tough times....really touch and go for a minute there but because of your support I now know who I am in the stripper world! Fear me for I am the NaturalTaco!!!! But you can call me NT for short :P
MellyMel22 · F
@Silentpleasure I was so glad to help push you to choose it 😅
LadyJ · F
Pink cracker 😏
NightsWatch · M
@LadyJ true on soooo many levels
legulier · 36-40
greymacaroni, more of a wifi password than stripper name but whatev. . so ridiculously attractive…
MellyMel22 · F
@legulier Grey-mac
Black n White Chocolate Macadamia Cookie
FEMALENATURIST74 · 51-55, F
Commando ( nude tbh) sausage and bacon it be.x
MellyMel22 · F
@FEMALENATURIST74 I can’t even think of a way to shorten it 🤭
LadyWioness · 56-60, F
Commando Pie 😳 😂
BlackPetals · 18-21, F
White Cashew
BlackPetals · 18-21, F
Hey, MellyMel. Would you like to chat with me PM?
MellyMel22 · F
@BlackPetals Long as it’s clean chat, sure!
BlackPetals · 18-21, F
It'll be clean. I took a shower. 😆 ha ha
Katybe · 31-35, F
Nothing bacon 🥓
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
@Katybe One strip of bacon won’t cover much 😎🐷😆

SW-User
Black salad.... That sounds disgusting
Domking · 61-69, M
@SW-User no no very interesting name.
SomeMichGuy · M
@SW-User ouch! lol
TexChik · F
Today it’s commando chocolate cheesecake
ChulaRp · 36-40, F
Purple eggnog 😂
MellyMel22 · F
@ChulaRp ”P Nog.” 😂

SW-User
Blue Waffles. THAT SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR.
😂 all the "customers" will probably stray from you

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@Poptartinvasion: Even in my stripper life, I'm destined to be alone.
MellyMel22 · F
😆
Coffeequilt · 51-55, F
Nothing macaroni
cercisflowertoo · 51-55, F
@Coffeequilt I LOVE macaroni ;)
cercisflowertoo · 51-55, F
@cercisflowertoo So happy that you like it. Nom nom nom
FEMALENATURIST74 · 51-55, F
Commando grapes.x
Jayciedubb · 56-60, M
White, brown and yellow pride 😁😅🤣🤭
Nah.. it would really be Black Leftovers 🤣😂😅
Nah.. it would really be Black Leftovers 🤣😂😅
MellyMel22 · F
I knew this was a good day to ask this! Hahaha.. .
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
It's been very entertaining for sure! Thank you. :-)
MellyMel22 · F
It's definitely been pretty interesting 😆
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@MellyMel22: I know! I can say you caught me at a good time! ;-)
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
Black banana
MellyMel22 · F
@ImRileyTheDog Oh boy 🤣🤣
DreamyCrush · F
@ImRileyTheDog Sounds like a band name. 😆
JupiterDreams · 31-35
Pink Ice Cream.
... I don't know why that sounds oddly gross. 🤣
... I don't know why that sounds oddly gross. 🤣
JupiterDreams · 31-35
@Stereoguy It is good haha but in this context it sounds weird 🤣
MellyMel22 · F
@JupiterDreams It’s not too bad!
PatKirby · M
FEMALENATURIST74 · 51-55, F
Will be commando banana this morning x
inaccessible · 51-55, M
@FEMALENATURIST74 sounds like male stripper, you're ok, don't worry 😉
CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F
I've got the worst by far No Ice Cream

MellyMel22 · F
@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic You'll have to try again..
CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F
@MellyMel22 check kik
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
Pink apples 😊
braveheart21 · 61-69, M
Somehow that seems to fit you perfectly.... Lol@SunshineGirl
Strawberrry · F
White Meat Pie... i dont think i would be a success
MellyMel22 · F
@Strawberrry It does sound like a rough one 🤣
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@Strawberrry white meat pie! We should do a show together. I’m black stew! Hahah
JustwantPeace · M
@Strawberrry actually, the best I've seen on here.
Yulianna · 26-30, F
white coffee... hardly inspiring, and i don't even like white coffee!
Yulianna · 26-30, F
@SW-User yes thank you... and you too 🌻🤗
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
@Yulianna I could have sworn I answered this recently.Can’t find it.Never mind.
Yulianna · 26-30, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales never mind...
Patterned purple sausage roll. 🤷🏻♀️
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
Black stew
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@WaryWitchWandering always puts on the best show
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@WaryWitchWandering but everyone should know just how wild black stew is 😭
SweetMae · 70-79, F
Paisley Blueberry

SW-User
Pink chicken curry.
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