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ian2watt ยท 61-69, M
Blue Shortbread
Hahaha it may be short but its thick in the girth!!!! lol
Hahaha it may be short but its thick in the girth!!!! lol
How do my notifications get shut off on my posts so often ๐ก Wasnโt ignoring everyone ๐ฅบ
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Bklynbadboy12 ยท 31-35, M
@MellyMel22 Its okay it happens
PhoenixPhail ยท M
@XDHyperGirlXD1 I liked that little flurry between you and MellyMel22. Thanks for the chuckle. ๐
antonioioio ยท 70-79, M
@MellyMel22 nice of you to tell us ๐น
sassycookie ยท 26-30, F
Blue Stuffing. โจ๐๐
TexChik ยท F
@HoraceGreenley ๐ฎ... bone in?
MellyMel22 ยท F
@TexChik ๐
HoraceGreenley ยท 61-69, M
@TexChik always
JustAmber ยท 41-45, F
Commando banana
PhoenixPhail ยท M
@JustAmber Now that has appeal. ๐
Lacemaker ยท 41-45, F
Black Nuts ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
SomeMichGuy ยท M
@Domking Starring "Choco cheeseburger"! IDK...not horrific.
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ReneeT ยท 61-69, F
So for today my new name is Blue Pancakes
MellyMel22 ยท F
@ReneeT Ouch ๐
ChulaRp ยท 36-40, F
Today mines is brown gingerbread, iced coffee๐คฃ( loving my gingerbread ground coffee)
MellyMel22 ยท F
@ChulaRp Thatโs a long one!
ChulaRp ยท 36-40, F
@MellyMel22 so true ๐ณ๐คฃ so just GingerbreadChula ๐คท๐ปโโ but isnโt color of underwear and food๐คญ
MellyMel22 ยท F
@ChulaRp GBCee ๐คฃ
MaryDreamilton ยท 46-50, F
Black biscuit.
jackjones68 ยท M
Blue chocolate

SW-User
White mashed potatoes... the irony is that I am black.
Polkadot Lollipop
@MellyMel22 oh I like that! ๐คฃ
MellyMel22 ยท F
@GracieSquirrel Me too!
@GracieSquirrel i'm sure you would do great!! got the name part down!!
WellEndowedDude ยท 18-21, M
Grey Ramen how appealing ๐
MellyMel22 ยท F
@WellEndowedDude Hahaha ๐
NankerPhelge ยท 61-69, M
Blue Turkey.
Eddiesolds ยท 61-69, M
Sugar Donut Blue lmfao!!!!
MellyMel22 ยท F
@Eddiesolds haha ๐
Eddiesolds ยท 61-69, M
@MellyMel22 lol! I love my new name.
Julien ยท 36-40, M
Yellowinthefrontbrowninthebackburger ๐
Pink sausage. .Wtf lol. .. and we're ya bin hiding ?
MellyMel22 ยท F
Oh no, they're sick again :(
CallmeHopelessNotRomantic ยท 46-50, F
@MellyMel22: just left the Dr. I should buy stock in that place
MellyMel22 ยท F
I know the feeling!
Silentpleasure ยท 31-35, F
Ok so what if I'm not wearing any?
NakedTaco
NaturalTaco
InvisibleTaco
CommandoTaco
PinkTaco
KinkyTaco
WetTaco
Like seriously there needs to be a table or something ๐คฃ
NakedTaco
NaturalTaco
InvisibleTaco
CommandoTaco
PinkTaco
KinkyTaco
WetTaco
Like seriously there needs to be a table or something ๐คฃ
MellyMel22 ยท F
@Silentpleasure Thank goodness!
Silentpleasure ยท 31-35, F
@MellyMel22 Really appreciate your help through these tough times....really touch and go for a minute there but because of your support I now know who I am in the stripper world! Fear me for I am the NaturalTaco!!!! But you can call me NT for short :P
MellyMel22 ยท F
@Silentpleasure I was so glad to help push you to choose it ๐
LadyJ ยท F
Pink cracker ๐
NightsWatch ยท M
@LadyJ true on soooo many levels
legulier ยท 36-40
greymacaroni, more of a wifi password than stripper name but whatev. . so ridiculously attractiveโฆ
MellyMel22 ยท F
@legulier Grey-mac
LadyWioness ยท 56-60, F
Commando Pie ๐ณ ๐
BlackPetals ยท 18-21, F
White Cashew
BlackPetals ยท 18-21, F
Hey, MellyMel. Would you like to chat with me PM?
MellyMel22 ยท F
@BlackPetals Long as itโs clean chat, sure!
BlackPetals ยท 18-21, F
It'll be clean. I took a shower. ๐ ha ha
Katybe ยท 31-35, F
Nothing bacon ๐ฅ
LondonCowboy ยท 51-55, M
@Katybe One strip of bacon wonโt cover much ๐๐ท๐

SW-User
Black salad.... That sounds disgusting
Domking ยท 61-69, M
@SW-User no no very interesting name.
SomeMichGuy ยท M
@SW-User ouch! lol
TexChik ยท F
Today itโs commando chocolate cheesecake
ChulaRp ยท 36-40, F
Purple eggnog ๐
MellyMel22 ยท F
@ChulaRp โP Nog.โ ๐

SW-User
Blue Waffles. THAT SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR.
๐ all the "customers" will probably stray from you

SW-User
@Poptartinvasion: Even in my stripper life, I'm destined to be alone.
MellyMel22 ยท F
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Coffeequilt ยท 51-55, F
Nothing macaroni
cercisflowertoo ยท 51-55, F
@Coffeequilt I LOVE macaroni ;)
cercisflowertoo ยท 51-55, F
@cercisflowertoo So happy that you like it. Nom nom nom
FEMALENATURIST74 ยท 51-55, F
Commando grapes.x
Jayciedubb ยท 56-60, M
White, brown and yellow pride ๐๐
๐คฃ๐คญ
Nah.. it would really be Black Leftovers ๐คฃ๐๐
Nah.. it would really be Black Leftovers ๐คฃ๐๐
MellyMel22 ยท F
I knew this was a good day to ask this! Hahaha.. .
Ambroseguy80 ยท 56-60, M
It's been very entertaining for sure! Thank you. :-)
MellyMel22 ยท F
It's definitely been pretty interesting ๐
Ambroseguy80 ยท 56-60, M
@MellyMel22: I know! I can say you caught me at a good time! ;-)
ImRileyTheDog ยท 22-25, F
Black banana
MellyMel22 ยท F
@ImRileyTheDog Oh boy ๐คฃ๐คฃ
DreamyCrush ยท F
@ImRileyTheDog Sounds like a band name. ๐
JupiterDreams ยท 31-35
Pink Ice Cream.
... I don't know why that sounds oddly gross. ๐คฃ
... I don't know why that sounds oddly gross. ๐คฃ
JupiterDreams ยท 31-35
@Stereoguy It is good haha but in this context it sounds weird ๐คฃ
MellyMel22 ยท F
@JupiterDreams Itโs not too bad!
PatKirby ยท M
FEMALENATURIST74 ยท 51-55, F
Will be commando banana this morning x
inaccessible ยท 51-55, M
@FEMALENATURIST74 sounds like male stripper, you're ok, don't worry ๐
CallmeHopelessNotRomantic ยท 46-50, F
I've got the worst by far No Ice Cream

MellyMel22 ยท F
@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic You'll have to try again..
CallmeHopelessNotRomantic ยท 46-50, F
@MellyMel22 check kik
Ambroseguy80 ยท 56-60, M
@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic worst is in the eye of the beholder. ๐๐
Bet youโre chilly though ๐จ
Bet youโre chilly though ๐จ
SunshineGirl ยท 36-40, F
Pink apples ๐
braveheart21 ยท 61-69, M
Somehow that seems to fit you perfectly.... Lol@SunshineGirl
Strawberrry ยท F
White Meat Pie... i dont think i would be a success
MellyMel22 ยท F
@Strawberrry It does sound like a rough one ๐คฃ
WaryWitchWandering ยท 36-40, F
@Strawberrry white meat pie! We should do a show together. Iโm black stew! Hahah
JustwantPeace ยท M
@Strawberrry actually, the best I've seen on here.
Yulianna ยท 26-30, F
white coffee... hardly inspiring, and i don't even like white coffee!
Yulianna ยท 26-30, F
@SW-User yes thank you... and you too ๐ป๐ค
TheSirfurryanimalWales ยท 61-69, M
@Yulianna I could have sworn I answered this recently.Canโt find it.Never mind.
Yulianna ยท 26-30, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales never mind...
SevenTierCrazyCake ยท F
Patterned purple sausage roll. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
WaryWitchWandering ยท 36-40, F
Black stew
Turtlepower ยท 36-40, M
@WaryWitchWandering always puts on the best show
WaryWitchWandering ยท 36-40, F
@Turtlepower๐คซ
Turtlepower ยท 36-40, M
@WaryWitchWandering but everyone should know just how wild black stew is ๐ญ
SweetMae ยท 70-79, F
Paisley Blueberry

SW-User
Pink chicken curry.
SweetMae ยท 70-79, F
Blue Fruit Salad
MellyMel22 ยท F
@SweetMae Oh my ๐
LachrymoseLamer ยท 51-55, M
Black Burger. :O

SW-User
@MellyMel22: you like that don't you? Now entering the stage, red beef!
MellyMel22 ยท F
That is funny!
@LachrymoseLamer me too! LOL
FoolishLuna ยท 56-60, F
commando cabbage๐คทโโ๏ธ
@FoolishLuna built-in stage act? One leaf at a time?
FoolishLuna ยท 56-60, F
@SHREKPage Something tells me there could be a Sauerkraut joke to follow๐คฃ
@FoolishLuna you shred as you strip?๐ณ
summerwind ยท 41-45, F
Commando cake
LordShadowfire ยท 46-50, M
@summerwind That's better for a male stripper, tbh.
summerwind ยท 41-45, F
@LordShadowfire how about commado hoho
Eddiesolds ยท 61-69, M
@summerwind lmfao

SW-User
Blue Buckeye.
MellyMel22 ยท F
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Riverman ยท 56-60, M
@SW-User buckeyes are poisonous so your pole dancing career maybe short๐ฆ
ThePerfectUsername ยท 70-79, M
Green Pork Pie at your service ma'am. ๐ฅด
Yulianna ยท 26-30, F
@ThePerfectUsername ๐
VioletRayne ยท 36-40, F
White Tender ๐คฃ
VioletRayne ยท 36-40, F
@MellyMel22 ๐คฃ
KayraJordyn ยท F
Girl, your new photos are gorgeous! ๐ค @MellyMel22
MellyMel22 ยท F
@KayraJordyn Thank you ๐
Yellow papaya ๐ฑ๐ฑ
IBHappy ยท F
Naked mashed potatoes
MellyMel22 ยท F
@IBHappy ๐
SageWanderer ยท 70-79, M
Commando glazed donut!
AmericanBroad ยท 31-35, F
Commando bacon burger
Ambroseguy80 ยท 56-60, M
@AmericanBroad sounds like an enjoyable meal. ๐๐ป
AmericanBroad ยท 31-35, F
@Ambroseguy80 lol it was
MellyMel22 ยท F
@AmericanBroad ๐
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