Okay while I was in the Army in 1989 ( DAMN I just dated myself, oh well ). Myself and an Army buddy were driving down to Key West Florida on the A1A key highway in July in an unairconditioned vehicle for a task force assignment. We kept passing camp grounds and resorts with beautiful pools. It was 2am and we were baking to death. My buddy suggested we stop off at the next resort and take a swim in the pool. So at the next resort I stopped the vehicle and said hey my swim suit is packed away in all this gear some where. My friend said "Hey, we have been around the world and look the same clothed or naked; We are not gay, and Everyone is asleep so we can slip in practicing our stealth skills strip down naked and take a swim". I agreed and we parked down the road sneaking into the resort pool area. This was before cameras and cell phones mind you being "1989"! We saw no one and no one saw us. I was extremely fit as was my buddy and being military special forces were no pussies. So we stripped naked and slipped into the pool leaving our clothes in neat piles beside the pools edge swimming just a little and then sitting in the cool water by the steps where we had place two lawn chairs from the side of the pool into the water BS-ing about the shit we have done and are going to do. About a half hour later as we sat BS-ing a short fat security guard came around the edge of the building and approached the pool asking if we were guests and that the pool was closed. We jumped up naked facing him exposing our selves to him. He froze in his tracks immediately and the 10 second staring contest was on before anyone made a move. The security Guard reached for the radio on his uniform belt as he did all I could think of was going to jail and trying to explain this to the Army Brass. So I screamed "Look at him let's get him and fuck him in the ass!". That ploy worked because now the radio was fumbled out of his hands hitting the concrete as he back pedaled away from us as we rushed out of the pool towards him. The Guard turned and ran as fast as he could away from us. We grabbed our clothes and sprinted back to the truck down the road. We raced the next 40 miles silently not speaking a word down the highway 100% naked before pulling over to redress not looking at each other while on a constant watch for any police or patrol cars. Then we moved onto our assignment at the Naval Air Station on Key West. Funny for us, and I pray the guard did not have a heart attack. I am sorry about kicking the radio into the pool, but hey we got away! LOL!
