What's the funniest/ most embarrassing memory of yourself that you've never told anyone else?

I went to eat in a fast food restaurant and while finding a place to sit I tripped and spilled coke all over my clothes. Everyone looked over at me and started murmuring 😭 I avoided that place for months!

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Thevy29 · 41-45, M

Year 7. Playing It chasey or something like that on the play ground durig recess. I was yarning with a girl and put my right knee through the wooden slates of the playground. The bell went for third period and everyone ran off to class.
Except me. My knee was stuck!
It was half way through third period by the time someone noticed. Then 4 classes of kids came out to laugh. Mr McGowan told one of the kids to run over to wood work shop, get a saw and then go to Economics class and get a towel. I asked whats the towel for? He said me. My leg would be easier to sew back on then the playground... 😵