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100+, F
United Kingdom
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I'm a refugee from EP
About Me
Join Time
1st Mth of SW
Days Active
2 Yrs Active
Comments
1000 Comments
Stories
50 Stories
I Swear a Lot
Despite being nicely brought up and reasonably well educated, I do enjoy swearing. To me it is the salt, pepper and mustard of daily discourse
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14 replies
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4 days ago
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I Have Something to Say
I've had a psychic prediction. My lord and master is going to mislay another pair of decrepit old trousers tonight
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2 replies
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Jan 12, 2020
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I Have Something to Say
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3 replies
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Jan 6, 2020
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I Have Something to Say
Happy New Year one and all
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Jan 2, 2020
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I Have Something to Say
Oh my goodness what a tremendous, leg-waggling, high-pitched buildup and execution some folk manage to put into a simple sneeze.
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Dec 28, 2019
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I Have Something to Say
The Lord and Master has informed me he is putting his foot down this Christmas.
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8 replies
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Dec 21, 2019
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I Wasted Too Much Time On Nothing
I'm bloody hilarious, I am. Spent over half an hour struggling to get a super-kingsize duvet into its cover, with its corners all lined up and everything. It was very stressful and involved getting inside (being so big) plus the use a lot of ta...
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Nov 21, 2019
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I Have Something to Say
My lord and master is sick of Christmas already. I think it's the toe curlingly embarrassing, pretentious perfume adverts on tv that's done it for him
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Nov 17, 2019
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I Want to Thank Our Veterans
This morning I was in the supermarket when the message announcing the two-minute silence was heard over the speaker system. Immediately, staff and shoppers alike ceased what they were doing, stayed still and didn't say anything. One really littl...
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Nov 11, 2019
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I Have Something to Say
Another beautifully uneventful Saturday.
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Nov 9, 2019
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I Have Something to Say
Having gone downstairs in the dark to double check that my phone was plugged in to its charger, I trod on an orange. Gave me quite a jolt
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Nov 7, 2019
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I Any Group
I cannot contain my wish that it was next Saturday afternoon. That is all
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Oct 10, 2019
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How do you download Firefox in Windows?
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Oct 9, 2019
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Education
I Any Group
I made my sister in law laugh. We were given home made biscuits to eat, and because her husband does most of the cooking I praised him and said they were delicious. Then my SiL butted in to explain that she'd made them... So I pulled a face and ...
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Sep 24, 2019
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I Have Something I Just Have To Share
There is nothing worse when you've realised you've done something you know is stupid, that you already regret, than having to listen nicely to the details of it, again.
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Sep 21, 2019
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I Am Married
The Lord and master and I were watching an action movie dvd. I won't tell you which one, for fear of disappointing a particular Irishman. Anyway, long story short, I was admiring the complexity of the stunts, guys jumping out of planes, no parac...
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Sep 15, 2019
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I Want to Share Something
Yesterday i went along to a writing (eating and drinking group). Since it was daylight and out in the garden I wore sunglasses. I took clear reading glasses too. But when I got home around midnight I put the kitchen light on and wondered why it look...
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Jul 4, 2019
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I Want to Share Something
Having refused a third glass of wine in favour of calorie free ginger beer, I was sneeringly called a lightweight. That's a huge compliment dressed up as an insult
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Jul 2, 2019
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I Have Something to Say
Having just emerged from the supermarket, the lord and master striding ahead with the bags, I stopped to fumble for hankie and pick up everything that fell out of my shoulder bag. It took a minute or so because things tend to roll and scatter. Anyw...
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Jun 17, 2019
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I Have Something to Say
I could find only one pair of reading glasses out of a pack of 15 that I'd ordered two weeks earlier. I leave them in the bathroom, hooked over lampshades, on any shelf or table with space, on bedside tables, in the car, on the arm of the sofa, ...
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Jun 6, 2019
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