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The Lost Trousers

The Lord and Master has mislaid yet another pair of his favourite worn out trousers. They were on the bedroom floor last time he rememberd them being anywhere. My frivolous suggestion that they,ve walked off by thenselves because theyre tired out has been met with renewed searching. And, as with the last pair that vanished off the face of the earth, even though ive helped him to look for them, it would not occur to either of us to look in next doors dustbin
ArishMell · 70-79, M
I think my home is infected by some cosmic quirk that allows tiny black holes to develop.

Like their galactic cousins they slurp up anything loose within range, and render it invisible.

Unlike the big 'uns though they don't reach the stage of self-generation, so eventually evaporate. Their hostages are just dropped, unharmed, in random places I know I never put them.... sometimes after I have bought replacements.

Either that or gremlins hiding things, often within minutes of my putting them down.
damselfly · 100+, F
These have run away to die
@damselfly with a bit of help from you i think
I recommend a full viewing of The Wrong Trousers starring Wallace & Gromit, to put yourselves in the right frame of mind for a trouser search.

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