The Lost Trousers

The Lord and Master has mislaid yet another pair of his favourite worn out trousers. They were on the bedroom floor last time he rememberd them being anywhere. My frivolous suggestion that they,ve walked off by thenselves because theyre tired out has been met with renewed searching. And, as with the last pair that vanished off the face of the earth, even though ive helped him to look for them, it would not occur to either of us to look in next doors dustbin