What topic are you an expert on?

@laurieluvsit this explains everything

@laurieluvsit interesting
So what's your body count again?

@SilentObZerver What made you not want to be a nun anymore?

@SW-User you rock.

@dancingtongue Same here.

@GerOttman my fire and smoke alarma started d beeping three years ago and I shot at them with my air pistol until they stopped.

@MethDozer Not the first time I've run into that!

@GerOttman Ha! For a moment I thought this was the thread about things we wish had never been invented (thinking about non adjustable hardwired smoke alarms)

@dancingtongue I have a few families from there, along with roadblocks: Seckinger, Waltz, Hebdig. (Spellings vary.)

@exexec Mine would be Mueller (Miller) and Kohl. I suspect Kohl, maiden name of my great-grandmother, had migrated from Eastern Europe with some Jewish origins, particularly since my DNA indicates traces of both. But no idea of when.

@dancingtongue I have the same Eastern European problem. I think my paternal line is Jewish and changed their name in America. DNA seems to indicate a connection. l Oh well, it's fun to try to solve the mysteries.

@Patriot96 Expert literally means experienced.

@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays Actually, that has been debunked as a fallacy and you have been subsequently debanked.

@MarkPaul Freud was an expert on himself. We know that because he wrote an autobiographical study. I've written a study of myself, like Freud. Debank? In the words of the great cult master, Recalculate!

@wildbill83 every time I say that..
The reply: king of none

@JustGoneNow I freaked because Bernie was AT the Elton show I saw in 2018(Elton pointed him out), not that far from me. Those guys are geniuses.

@uncalled4 💯

@uncalled4 I would have too. I’ve met a fair amount of musicians when I was still playing but never them. I would have just died. So cool.

@JustGoneNow oh snap. make sure you tag me on it. to defend my good name. 😝

@pancakeslam lol

@pancakeslam done. 😌

https://similarworlds.com/self/about-me/i-am-darkheaven-and-these-are-my-thoughts/4933070-Are-you-an-actual-bullshit-artist-May-I-quote-you-on-that

@empanadas Well, Mr. Lopez as you know, I am not one to chime in with unsolicited advice, but I think learning about portion control and exercise could help you control the feelings that bubble-up in your supersize body frame that compel you to annoy people.

As for me, I am not annoyed by you, but over the years you have traumatized me time and time again although I must say you have educated me on things I never would have even though about.

Furthermore...

@empanadas dude. 💯

@MethDozer AI humanoid robot

@deadgerbil fund me and it is a go

@MethDozer I'll throw in eighty bucks and a handfull of cigars to get this baby rollin' ...
C'mon SW-doesn't anyone else see the mischief potential in this !?!