I'm currently writing and producing a product ad and I need some funny/strange lines.So the commercial will have a sunset-to-space background with the product framed in the center. The product has a very minimalist label so you won't be able to tell what it is just by looking at it, or watching the ad. Two employees of the company... See More »
Did you hear about the comedian that got kicked out of a college event?They had said that it was because his jokes were too offensive. Bdum tish! I don't know why I did that. That wasn't even a punchline. Apparently the joke that people took offense to was "Being gay and black can't be a choice because nobody looks in... See More »
Have you ever thrown something out that you don't ever use or need to only end up needing it later?This happens to me a lot. I'll sell or throw out something that I haven't used for years and then like two weeks later I'll end up going, "Damn, life would be a lot easier if I had 'x' right now."
New internet law or no?Any user or user produced content on social media such as; blogs, screen names, and Youtube channel names that use the word "truth" in any of it's forms are more often than not, demonstrably false. - Dan's Law No, my name isn't Dan.
If you don't speak out, you're complicit?Personally, I disagree with this statement as an absolute. While I can agree with the statement under the right conditions, I mostly see it being used to promote dichotomous thinking. Do you agree, disagree?
Is it mandatory that all new crock pots come with a recipe for Butternut Squash soup?Is this some kind of regulation?
I feel that I had really missed out on animals with tail weapons. What animal could benefit from a tail weapon and how would it work?As the kids these days like to say "I was born in the wrong era!"
Do you suffer from GMO-phobia? Why is there so much misinformation being spread about GMO products?What is the purpose of trying to scare people away from GMO products? What do people gain from it?
Who would win in a fight and what would their path to victory look like?Azathoth, the sleeping God from the Cthulu Mythos or The Ones (all of them) from Star Wars?
Do Ion drives have the potential to change the future of transportation or is the technology limited in it's applications?
I Live With AutismI like to think of myself as an easy going guy, and normally I am. I do have anger outbursts though and I've been trying to deal with them. I am capable of civil conversation but certain things will set me off. Science denial, situations out of my... See More »
What is the weirdest insect/bug that you know about?Either it just looks weird or does something bizarre.
What is your favorite 80's metal band? Poll (9) See Poll OptionsIt's too hard for me to choose between Megadeth, Metallica and Slayer.
Any audio engineers or audio hobbyists?I'm looking for a cheap mic set up for broadcasting. I've looked through many reviews and have found the BlueAir Snowball priced at around $50. Many reviewers have praised this product. I'm wondering, since I'm going to only be using the mic for a... See More »
Anyone experienced in or familiar with probate law?A tenant of mine had passed away and his only next of kin is a brother who wants nothing to do with his possessions. He does however have an ex-wife who is hounding me for money. i know I should probably get a lawyer but this whole ordeal has already... See More »
Do you recognize the fascist and dictatorial authority of the Mulch & Soil Council regime?Their hunger for absolute power is unquenchable.
