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BadPam
56-60, F
United States
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I'm a pale-skinned redhead who stands 5' 2" and wears skirts a lot.
I Like Horror Movies
The Bride Of Frankenstein Last night I watched a showing of The Bride of Frankenstein on television, and although I had seen it many times before--and own a DVD of it--I watched it more closely than usual. The Monster is actually very nice to people ...
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56-60, F
6 replies
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Jul 9, 2017
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I Am Native American (mohawk)
WERE THE MOHAWKS CANNIBALS? True Mohawks would rather go by their original name of Kanien’keha:ka (pronounced something like “Gan-yeng-gay-haa-ga.” Why? Because the name “Mohawk” was actually a term of derision given to them by other tribes. It m...
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56-60, F
17 replies
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Jun 23, 2017
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I Love To Cook Italian Food
Pasta e Fagioli Known colloquially as "pastafazool," this popular Italian dish goes back to ancient times. In the ruins of Pompeii, which as we know had been covered by the ashes of Mount Vesuvius in C.E. 79, thus preserving the everyday...
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56-60, F
7 replies
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May 26, 2017
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I Am Native American (mohawk)
STUPID INDIANS? Of my three daughters, Renee always seemed to be the most rebellious. She seemed to delight in being contrary, and to my dismay she still is, even as a grown woman. She was about fourteen at the time, and somehow developed a very anno...
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56-60, F
14 replies
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May 15, 2017
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I Had a Dog
The Day My Dog Talked! Our family pet was a little apricot poodle named Poochini. He was affectionate and loving, and seemed to enjoy his new home after we adopted him from the local shelter. He was able to make his wants known, such as needing to ea...
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56-60, F
15 replies
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May 5, 2017
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I Am Roman Catholic
WHAT IS LENT? Some years ago I attended a seminar which happened to be held in a local Protestant church. While the group was waiting in the vestibule to be let into the church hall I overheard short conversation between a Protestant man and a Catho...
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56-60, F
14 replies
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Mar 4, 2017
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I Enjoy Food and Cooking
PAMELA ANN'S “FIRES OF HELL” HABAÑERO CHILI This is a really hot chili that is not for the faint of heart, or for those with delicate stomachs! But it's one of my favorites. 3 pounds ground beef, venison or buffalo 6 habañero chilies 6 ...
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56-60, F
3 replies
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Feb 18, 2017
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I Am Native American (mohawk)
The Chief Who Had Sore Feet--A Mohawk Legend This story could be attributed to any number of tribes, but I learned it as a Mohawk tale. In the early days there lived a Mohawk chief who was bothered by sore feet. You see, in those times Native Americ...
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56-60, F
16 replies
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Jan 25, 2017
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I Am Roman Catholic
MARY MAGDALENE—THE UNOFFICIAL PROSTITUTE Poor Mary of Magdala! For more than fifteen hundred years she has been regarded by Christianity as the resident loose woman of the New Testament. Nearly every movie about the Life of Christ, from Cecil B. ...
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23 replies
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Jan 7, 2017
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I Enjoy Food and Cooking
EATING LIKE JESUS “Scripture has it, 'Not by bread alone shall man live.'”--Luke 4:6 (Jesus to Satan). Well, Jesus was right about that, because in The Bible there are many references to what He ate, and it was a lot more than bread. It...
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56-60, F
8 replies
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Jan 3, 2017
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I Love Christmas
AN EMOTIONAL HYMN When I was in high school I sang in the church choir. Of course the songs we sang were religious in naure, and when Christmas time rolled around the hymns were selected to emphasize the season. One of my favorites was O Magnum Myst...
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56-60, F
12 replies
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Dec 28, 2016
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How Do You Pronounce Pall Mall Cigarettes?
I was watching old commercials from the Fifties, and they all pronounced it as "Pell Mell." When I worked in a department store customers always said, "Gimme a Paul Maul." When I went to England thy pronounced it "Pal Mal....
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56-60, F
15 replies
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Dec 20, 2016
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Miscellaneous
I Like Jokes
Give It the Gas! Three guys were sitting at a table in a restaurant, involved in a heated argument. "It's "W-O-O-M!" declared one. "No! No!" yelled another. "It's W-H-O-O-M!" The third declared, "You...
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56-60, F
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Dec 8, 2016
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I Love Christmas
MERRY XMAS! Many people take exception to the above writing of “Merry Christmas.” They complain that “You're X-ing out Christ!” and “Keep Christ in Christmas!” Well, we are keeping Christ in Christmas, and here's how. The Greek word for Ch...
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56-60, F
7 replies
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Dec 7, 2016
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I Like Jokes
BLESSINGS ON YOU! Two guys are sitting in a local bar, drinking their beer and having a nice chat, when suddenly one of them spots a stranger sitting alone and nursing a bottle of beer at a table in the far corner of the tavern. "Hey, look over ...
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56-60, F
4 replies
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Dec 3, 2016
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I Enjoy Food and Cooking
TURKEY IN THE STRAW, TURKEY IN THE BAG! This is probably the easiest way to cook a turkey. It is basically the same way Mark Twain's cook prepared it for the Clemens family. You will need: one turkey, fresh or thawed, between 12 and 14 pound...
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56-60, F
11 replies
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Nov 27, 2016
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I Dislike Plagiarism
"YOU DIDN'T WRITE THIS!" Those of you who have read my stories may have noticed that I have a decent command of the English language. I owe much of my ability to the intensified grammar and writing classes I studied while in grade scho...
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56-60, F
1 reply
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Nov 3, 2016
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I Am Roman Catholic
THE INQUISITION (What a Show!) I’ve noticed that many people, especially those who want to attack the Catholic Church, always bring up The Inquisition as an example of the Church’s barbarity. There are two things wrong with this way of thinking: ...
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56-60, F
49 replies
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Oct 19, 2016
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I Love Christmas
The Animals Talk At Christmas There is an old legend which states that on the night Jesus was born the animals in the stable were able to talk. The legend continues that they could only talk at midnight, after which time they go back to making animal...
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56-60, F
2 replies
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Oct 6, 2016
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I Like Jokes
FIDO, SPEAK! A guy walks into a bar together with his dog, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. After consuming several shots he gets a bill from the bartender. "Sorry," says the guy, "I have no money. But I'm willing to perfo...
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56-60, F
3 replies
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Sep 30, 2016
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