I Like Jokes
YAARR, MATIES!
One Halloween evening a woman opened the front door at the sound of the doorbell. Standing there, Trick or Treat bag in hand, was a little boy dressed as a pirate. He had an eye patch, a little toy cutlass, and on his head a tricorn hat with a skull and crossbones emblazoned on it.
"Oh, what a cute little pirate!" exclaimed the woman, laughing. "But," she continued, "where are your buccaneers?"
The little boy looked at her oddly, then replied,
"They're under my buckin' hat!"
One Halloween evening a woman opened the front door at the sound of the doorbell. Standing there, Trick or Treat bag in hand, was a little boy dressed as a pirate. He had an eye patch, a little toy cutlass, and on his head a tricorn hat with a skull and crossbones emblazoned on it.
"Oh, what a cute little pirate!" exclaimed the woman, laughing. "But," she continued, "where are your buccaneers?"
The little boy looked at her oddly, then replied,
"They're under my buckin' hat!"
