Kindness costs nothingOne afternoon a Solicitor (we'll call her Apple Pie) was riding in her limousine when she saw two men at the side of the road eating grass. Disturbed, she ordered her driver to stop and he got out to investigate. She asked one of the men, "Why are... See More »
"Forgive me, Father.."A sobbing Ms. Murphy approaches Father O’Grady after mass. He says: “So what’s bothering you?” She replies: “Oh, Father, I’ve terrible news. My husband passed away last night.” The priest says: “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Did he have any last... See More »
Cry baby, cryI was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” Rodney Dangerfield
Saw this on the way home. Gave me my first laugh of the morning"Diet Tip: if your pants get too tight, don't wear any"
