BLESSINGS ON YOU! Two guys are sitting in a local bar, drinking their beer and having a nice chat, when suddenly one of them spots a stranger sitting alone and nursing a bottle of beer at a table in the far corner of the tavern. "Hey, look over there," he says to his friend. "Isn't that the Pope?" "Aw, you're crazy!" says the other guy. "What would the Pope be doing here in the first place?" But the first guy says, "I'm tellin' ya, that's the Pope! He looks just like him. He must be traveling, you know, incognito or somethin'." "Okay," says his friend. "If you're so sure he's the Pope, why don't you go over there and ask him?" "I will!" says the first guy as he pushes his chair back and gets up from the table. He walks over to where the stranger is sitting and asks, "Uh--excuse me, but I was wondering. Are you--aren't you the Pope?" The stranger slams his long-neck down on the table and glares at the guy. "Get the F*** away from me and mind your goddamn business before I smash this bottle over your skull!" The guy goes back to his table dejectedly and says to his friend, "Damn! I guess we'll never know now."
