I Like Jokes
FIDO, SPEAK!
A guy walks into a bar together with his dog, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. After consuming several shots he gets a bill from the bartender.
"Sorry," says the guy, "I have no money. But I'm willing to perform for you in payment for my drinks."
"Oh yeah?" says the bartender, a bit angry and even more skeptical.
"Yeah," says the guy, indicating his dog. "This is a talking dog, and he answers questions that I put to him."
"Talking dog, huh?" says the bartender. "Okay, let's see this."
The guy looks at his dog and says, "Fido, what's on top of my house?"
The dog replies, "Rrroof! Rrroof!"
The guy continues, "Fido, what's the feeling of sandpaper?"
"Rrrruff! Rrrruff!" replies the dog.
The bartender is growing madder and madder.
"Now," says the guy to his dog, "Fido, who is the greatest baseball player of all time?"
Fido replies, "Rrruth! Rrruth!"
With that, the bartender throws both the guy and the dog into the street, telling them to stay the hell out of his bar.
Still lying in the gutter, Fido raises his head and says, "Should I have said 'Joe DiMaggio'?" 🐶
A guy walks into a bar together with his dog, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. After consuming several shots he gets a bill from the bartender.
"Sorry," says the guy, "I have no money. But I'm willing to perform for you in payment for my drinks."
"Oh yeah?" says the bartender, a bit angry and even more skeptical.
"Yeah," says the guy, indicating his dog. "This is a talking dog, and he answers questions that I put to him."
"Talking dog, huh?" says the bartender. "Okay, let's see this."
The guy looks at his dog and says, "Fido, what's on top of my house?"
The dog replies, "Rrroof! Rrroof!"
The guy continues, "Fido, what's the feeling of sandpaper?"
"Rrrruff! Rrrruff!" replies the dog.
The bartender is growing madder and madder.
"Now," says the guy to his dog, "Fido, who is the greatest baseball player of all time?"
Fido replies, "Rrruth! Rrruth!"
With that, the bartender throws both the guy and the dog into the street, telling them to stay the hell out of his bar.
Still lying in the gutter, Fido raises his head and says, "Should I have said 'Joe DiMaggio'?" 🐶
