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Straylight · 31-35, F
I wasn’t showing off, you walked in without knocking!
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Straylight yes
Straylight · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard I’ve actually never been in a basement. People don’t have them down here. Too much ground water I guess
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Straylight interesting. Your not missing too much lol
slorollin · 41-45, M
You don't have to watch
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slorollin · 41-45, M
@Jeephikelove That's my girl 😘
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Jeephikelove @slorollin 🙄🙄🙄
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
You just mad because you can't do what I'm doing
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch *mumbles @Prettybratbi1tch wins or whatever 🙄*
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard that's what I thought
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch pffftttttt
Tumbleweed · F
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
I am just stating facts being a superior, large sized potato. You are just being extra sensitive, is all 🥔☺
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Degbeme 🥔🥺💔
Degbeme · 70-79, M
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Degbeme *cries all night long until potato eyes dry out* 🥔🥺😭💔
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
Please, till you teach flamingoes how to unicycle, then you can tell me not to showoff.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Longpatrol they’re good at acting better than everyone too
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
@ShepherdBard which is patently wrong or I'd be bougie as fuck lounging at an artisanal cafe. Instead I'm clearly better since they're unicycling in a flamingo costume.
Worth some praise right?
Worth some praise right?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Longpatrol wrong
Dolimyte · 41-45, M
It's not required, but it can be fun.
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
Tumbleweed · F
@thepreposterouspanda I'm ya huckleberry
NerdyPotato · M
Why did you buy a ticket for my theatre show if you don't want me to give you a performance? 🙄
WillaKissing · 56-60
Yeah, you are right about that, but then again, I look damn hot and good doing so! LOL
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
Not showing off, my damn shorts got shrunk in the laundry
Look!! I braided my hairs!!!
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@SStarfish yea just be nice to have hair 😒
@ShepherdBard oh sorry, i didn't know 😳
NaturallyMe · 22-25
It’s not our fault you can’t reach the top shelf.
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
Well excuse meeee Señor Homeowner
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@basilfawlty89 it’s more of a dr Dre like doctoral which is more valuable I think
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
@ShepherdBard how very Mark Paul of you.
@ShepherdBard are you a Dr? Lol
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Your the one on the unicycle.
HannahSky · F
You don't like my new 🛋?
Degbeme · 70-79, M
*looks smug*
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Degbeme what else is new 🙄
deadgerbil · 26-30
Jealous much
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@deadgerbil I don’t know what that word means
I wasn't showing off, it's just THAT big, that it shows through
Lostpoet · M
*hides in the bathroom
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
is this an ad for Instagram?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@pancakeslam yes
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
empanadas · 31-35, M
Don't hate, just appreciate