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The matches I receive on dating sites

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Ontheroad · M Best Comment

What a catch, better snatch him up before he gets away🤣

sargam · 36-40, F

@Ontheroad some lucky woman snatched him before I could right swipe him

AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M

Looks like an ironic account mocking women and their qualifications on dating sites. He even has a height requirement . Lol

ElwoodBlues · M

@AthrillatheHunt I think you nailed it!

BTW, 100kg =220lbs😂🤣

Mordechai · 31-35, M

@AthrillatheHunt yup girl who's 4'9 "6 foot and over please" 😂

Flenflyys · 31-35, F

This can’t be real lol

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Benjago · 41-45, M

@Flenflyys I like the part about being no more than 100 kg, but still fit. Isn't 100 kg like 225 lbs?? And under 5'7. If that's anywhere near being considered "fit" than I'm an olympiad, lol.

sargam · 36-40, F

@Flenflyys I was saved because of my one missing tooth 😂

Flenflyys · 31-35, F

@sargam you’re definitely not good enough for him 😂

smiler2012 · 56-60

@sargam do not be fooled by looks if you read his profile he could be a perfectly charming man you know . i am not being critical of you on this but both you on a web site looking for love and happiness and you can ill afford too be too picky

nedkelly · 61-69, M

@smiler2012 Talking from experience not being to picky

smiler2012 · 56-60

@nedkelly 😆i hear you message loud and clear ned lol

in10RjFox · M

😀😀 world has changed.. now there are Single Male Mothers wanting female husbands. I remember such demands from ladies and now it's the turn of gents. [b]Equality[/b]

Love the guy. Thanks for Sharing.

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

Lol I bet he has ALL the girls fighting over him.

Just what every woman wants, a grown man child to take care of along with other children. And to work full time. Because super woman.

Ontheroad · M

Thanks for the BC! Honestly, this makes me want to put something like it on a dating site just to see the outrage😁

supersnipe · 61-69, M

Was this a pre-april-fool's joke? Because this is not serious. It just stretches credibility too much.

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nedkelly · 61-69, M

Luckily for you these two fine Liverpool supporters are not allowed to breed

smiler2012 · 56-60

@nedkelly 😆 to late ned looks the the brother and sister already have lol

JimboSaturn · 51-55, M

Charming, happy go lucky fellow. I'm sure he will bring light and joy to some woman's life :P

StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

His beard looks scraggly, so some woman needs to step up and pay for proper care immediately

JonUK31 · 36-40, M

He should be posting his requirements on a job board rather than a dating site.

DrWatson · 70-79, M

Gee, I wonder why he is a [i]single[/i] father?

JonUK31 · 36-40, M

@DrWatson The mother of his kids (assume there isn't only one) just didn't realise how lucky they were to be with a winner like him.

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@JonUK31 I think I agree with @Benjago that this is a parody of some "single mom" ads.

fun4us2b · M

Own teeth? Sheesh a bit unrealistic no? 😂

sargam · 36-40, F

@fun4us2b lol too needy

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

you need a 7 seater to haul mah kids around... pmsl

sladejr · 56-60, M

Definitely a parody 😂

deadteddy · 26-30, F

Lol

Mordechai · 31-35, M

Hahahaha he seems funny you should do it 🤷

DiegoWolfe · 36-40

well, Men are certainly something, Ain't they?

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

He won't be available for long

SarahAndAJ · 41-45, C

You poor girl

Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F

A gent 🙄🙄

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Jexie · 22-25, F

Someone else @Elessar posted this screenshot earlier. Strange.

ImperialAerosolKidFromEP · 46-50, M

@Jexie really? Like pixel for pixel? Including the header?

Jexie · 22-25, F

@ImperialAerosolKidFromEP https://similarworlds.com/internet/online-dating/4970631-The-uno-reverse-card-has-been-played

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

@Jexie 😂

deathfairy ·

the lines forming at this man’s house must be endless 🤮

i can’t believe the audacity, he is looking for a man, he just doesn’t know it yet.

ImperialAerosolKidFromEP · 46-50, M

Gotta be the worst catfishing job in the history of the Internet

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

Now that's hilarious!

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