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Why Does God Need Money?

I've just received another begging circular from the local christians scrounging donations to repair their clubhouse (church) - which they like to call "God's House". Their god is said to have created the entire universe and everything in it, out of nothing, in just 6 days. Why can't it do a few simple home repairs itself?
Gumba1000 · M
If you actually knew anything more than a few words about the Christian faith, you'd know. But I suspect even if you were told, you'd close your ears, right?
Gumba1000 · M
@Lynda70 Oh the troll that has a pop at Christians doesn't like it when they return the favour. I'll ask for forgiveness later 😉
Lynda70 · F
@Gumba1000 Please carry on making a fool of yourself. No doubt some people are entertained by it.
Gumba1000 · M
@Lynda70 Aw don't run away, please come back
Ontheroad · M
I'm often stymied by this very thing. You have hundreds, if not thousands of parishioners and they can't take care of their own building? Yeah, give me a break. Unless you are willing to pay for my home repairs, then stuff it.
Lynda70 · F
@Ontheroad I think the local church, covering about three villages, only has about a dozen old women attending. Their head office could easily pay for repairs though.
Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M
God doesn't need money, it's up to his flock to take care of themselves
Gumba1000 · M
@Lynda70 They don't need to. They run their temples like banks. Their temples lend money and take kickbacks from it.
Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M
@Lynda70 Maybe your locals do that but I get ads about building mosques and asking for donations quite a bit
Lynda70 · F
@Jackaloftheazuresand I've never had any requests for donations to a Mosque, maybe there are enough Muslims there to fund it themselves. The local christians seem to always be on the scrounge for money or holding various money making events.
MarineBob · 56-60, M
If the preacher makes a 6+ figure salary they don't need my money
MartinII · 70-79, M
@MarineBob He doesn’t and the money is for church buildings, good works and so forth.
Lynda70 · F
@ninalanyon You're right, I am in the UK. The individual "foot soldiers" aren't exactly raking it in but the bishops and above have pretty lavish lifestyles. The church isn't short of a a few quid.

@MartinII
the money is for church buildings, good works and so forth.
As I pointed out in my OP. If this god thing could put an entire universe together in just six day, it ougth to be able to carry out a few simple building repairs itself. It ought to be able to manage a few "good works" too. The church shouldn't need Atheists money, it already has more than enough of its own.
MartinII · 70-79, M
@Lynda70 It’s up to you. If you don’t want to give them money, don’t. But I have just visited Peterborough cathedral, for the first time, and made a donation for the upkeep of that wonderful building. And I am an atheist too.
SW-User
I don't know? Not sure, I would focus quite there myself, but it's an honest question.
Entwistle · 56-60, M
Its nonsense. Tell whomever is asking to go fk themselves.
Lynda70 · F
@Entwistle I do if they approach me directly. If their god is omnipotent, it shouldn't be difficult for it to fk itself.
Confined · 56-60, M
Captain kirk asks, why does God need a space ship?
Unlearn · 41-45, M
God doesn't sweat the small stuff...
novaguy2u · 70-79, M
Seems He ran out of pocket change!🤣
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
Its only Gods House for tax purposes...😷
So the Pope can buy more GOLD
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
God doesn't need money but you need to give money.
Lynda70 · F
@MarineBob I know, they're always on the scrounge. What I don't understand is why their god doesn't just magick up all the money they want.
Diotrephes · 70-79, M
@Lynda70
If it doesn't need money, why do I need to give it money? I'd rather spend my money on my friends and myself. You can throw yours away if you wish.

The extortionist con man Moses made it part of the Ten Commandments (the 4th Commandment). He used it as a means to fund a fully-funded retirement plan for his gang of thugs, the Levites. While everyone else had to work all of their lives the Levites got to retire at fifty years old with full benefits.
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
@Lynda70 Typical liberal. Let someone else take responsibility for making this a better world.
Needs a new G6 jet
Subsumedpat · 36-40, M
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Torsten · 36-40, M
I assume it doesnt. The priests and so on who claim to speak for said God needs your money for rent and food haha
God needs no money. Money means nothing to him.
Lynda70 · F
@WhisperingAngel Its followers disagree. Their entire raison d'être is to accumulate more wealth. They're always on the scrounge for more money despite their coffers already overflowing.
@Lynda70 Non Christians who proclaim they are. Sadly they get caught up in the scheme of it all
Whodunnit · M
A guy's gotta eat!
Lynda70 · F
@Whodunnit She/He/It ought to be able to conjour up a quick snack.
Whodunnit · M
@Lynda70 True, but it always tastes better when someone else cooks or pays for it 😂
God spoke the universe into existence.
Go big bang that!

 
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