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Gumba1000
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United Kingdom
Days Active
9 Mths Active
Join Time
1st Week of SW
Stories
100 Stories
Questions
5 Questions
I May Have Crossed Over Into Madness
You know the first sign of madness is hairs on the palms of your hands?
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3 replies
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Mar 20, 2017
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I Love the Sunrise
A sunrise on a Monday is still pretty, even though it is a Monday.
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2 replies
2 views
Mar 20, 2017
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I Love the Smell of the Sea
In the east coast of the UK every kid has a rite of passage. He gets to a certain age and his family tell him it is his turn to brave the North Sea. Out he goes either hand in hand or voluntarily plodging into the North Sea. Soon he is running back t...
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8 replies
12 views
Mar 13, 2017
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I Want Security
I take my security tips from Home Alone.
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5 replies
5 views
Mar 13, 2017
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I Am Short
Advantages of being short #71. Just got some new trackie bottomsq at a good price. Annoying the label says boys 12-14.
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4 replies
11 views
Mar 13, 2017
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I Cant Resist the Forbidden Fruit
I keep thinking about it and wanting it. I disgust myself.
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5 replies
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Mar 9, 2017
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I Always Have a Tune In My Head
Hey, what did you hear me say You know the difference it makes What did you hear me say Yes, I said it's fine before But I don't think so no more I said it's fine before I've changed my mind I take it back Erase and rewind ...
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2 replies
3 views
Mar 9, 2017
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I Love Waking Up In the Morning and Realising It's Saturday
See above.
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2 replies
6 views
Feb 18, 2017
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I Love Ice Cream
An ex girlfriend of mine (was current at the time) used to suggest nights in with a film and pots of ice cream. Then she went on a diet and gave up her pot. Then she started greeding off my pot! I wasn't having that! I started buying ice cream w...
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1 reply
9 views
Feb 12, 2017
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I Blocked Someone
I don't give a flying *uck Boxersoff4u. Stop repeat posting.
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1 reply
4 views
Feb 12, 2017
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I Am Making a Sunday Dinner
I'm not but my stepmum is. Vegetables being chopped as we speak. Come on 1pm!
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5 replies
4 views
Feb 12, 2017
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I Like To Sleep And Wake Up When I Please
Why body? Why? Why did you wake me after only 5 hours?
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4 replies
4 views
Feb 12, 2017
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I Listen To Songs By Kesha
What happened to Ke$ha? I know the eating disorder thing got her and the manager or producer or something allegedly raped her, but I miss her songs.
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7 replies
5 views
Feb 7, 2017
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I Prefer the Book to the Movie
Just noticed The Expanse on Netflix. The books are good, let's see how good the series is.
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2 replies
2 views
Feb 7, 2017
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I Love Great Movie Scenes
It's probing time!
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0 replies
4 views
Jan 31, 2017
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I Like Hashbrowns And Eggs
More please.
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1 reply
2 views
Jan 28, 2017
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I Remember Jumping On The Bed As A Child
I liked jumping on my parents' bed when I could get away with it. Just to get one over.
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3 replies
5 views
Jan 28, 2017
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I Love Saturday Mornings
Not really. I'd rather have been asleep all morning. However a certain young visitor still likes cartoons and getting up early and I have to be up too.
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4 replies
8 views
Jan 7, 2017
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I Love Nesquick Chocolate Milk
Been to the shop, it has no Nesquick. Home again, having to make do with Robinsons.
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4 replies
3 views
Jan 6, 2017
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I Think Global Warming Must Be Stopped
I am loving global warming this year. It is the mildest winter I have ever seen. If this is the consequence of me leaving the car running, so be it. I will start a wellie factory for you island nations.
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7 replies
5 views
Jan 5, 2017
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