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Gumba1000
31-35, M
United Kingdom
Days Active
6 Mths Active
Join Time
1st Week of SW
Stories
50 Stories
Questions
5 Questions
I Love Berlin
It is a beautiful, clean and tidy city and well thought out. I enjoyed my visit. My only gripe with you Berlin is that your residents are too slow and your queue for the Reichstag is a joke! I am British, I will gladly show you how a good queue works...
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12 hrs ago
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I Am A Fan Of Zombie Movies
Sometimes I think there are zombies on SW.
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1 reply
2 views
1 week ago
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I Have Traveled Through a Storm
*uck off Desmond!
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8 replies
7 views
2 wks ago
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Does anyone else, when they hear the name Matt Damon, also hear it in the voice of that spaz from Team America World Police?
Matt Damoooon!
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2 replies
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3 wks ago
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Does anyone else, when they hear the name Clinton, also hear it in the voice of those aliens from the Simpsons?
CLIN-TON!
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6 replies
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3 wks ago
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I Run Cross Country
I used to hate cross country. Normally I liked getting muddy but not at school. I remember being made to run around our school field with just shorts on like all the other boys, cold wet and miserable. I looked forward to the showers to warm up after...
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7 replies
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4 wks ago
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I Love Swimming
Been swimming again. Got in half price again, it pays to use a good razor.
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5 replies
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4 wks ago
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I Love Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Red Leicester mmmmmm.
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10 replies
15 views
4 wks ago
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How are arguments between two women resolved?
If women are always right, then how does an argument end between them?
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15 replies
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4 wks ago
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I Have Controlling Parents
Mine still tell me who I should and shouldn't be friends with. What time I should be home by, how many hours sleep I should have, what I should and shouldn't wear.
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29 replies
45 views
1 mth ago
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I Live With a Disability
My hands don't work very well so normal tasks can be quite hard at times. Some days are better than others. My parents help me out loads but I know I am just still a child to them. I am small and thin and young looking so still have a childish b...
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2 replies
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1 mth ago
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I Have An Invisible Disability
My hands don't work very well so normal tasks can be quite hard at times. Some days are better than others. My parents help me out loads but I know I am just still a child to them. I am small and thin and young looking so still have a childish b...
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3 replies
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1 mth ago
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I Feel Very Isolated
Nothing around me but sheep. Better shut up, fleecey bas*ards.
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12 replies
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1 mth ago
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I Love Harvest
Harvest festival yesterday. Was cute watching all the Catholic kids sing. Peace be with you.
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1 reply
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1 mth ago
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I'm Old Gregg
I'm Old Gregg!!!
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6 replies
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1 mth ago
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I Love Sesame Street
Were Bert and Ernie really gay?
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15 replies
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1 mth ago
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Anyone ever have their younger brothers or sisters surpass them growing up?
I am the shortest and skinniest in our family. Early in life my three younger brothers got taller and stronger than me and even leapfrogged me in school.
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10 replies
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1 mth ago
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Life
What are your best put downs?
She looked like a bulldog licking p*ss off a thistle.
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11 replies
27 views
1 mth ago
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Embarrassing & Funny
Do some people need the brutal truth?
I used to sit in front of this fat girl in school. Even though I was a desk in front, I could still smell her. She smelled very bad! She often got bullied at school, one for her weight and two for her smell. I did not bully her but I did wonder ...
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27 replies
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1 mth ago
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Embarrassing & Funny
I Am a Huge Film-buff
Kick Ass 1 and 2 are superherotastic!
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11 replies
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1 mth ago
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