I Know a Fruitless Argument When I See One PINNEDArguing with my stepmum is like having a cute dog that urinates on your carpet. You want to punch it in the face but can't. It's eyes win you over and that's it, you are scrubbing the floor just like it wanted you to.
Easter SundayPraise to You, O Christ, Our Saviour Praise to you, O Christ, our Saviour, Word of the Father, calling us to life; Son of God who leads us to freedom: glory to you, Lord Jesus Christ! You are the Word who calls us out of darkness; You are the Word...See More »
I lost my keys when I was twelveI waited years for the day to arrive for me to get some house keys. My parents did not think I needed any since there would be someone in and I was never alone, my brothers would be with me. My younger brother got keys before me and I saw that as...See More »
TV RebootsAmazon, Netflix etc - Can you do a reboot of Andromeda? I'd love to see it with current graphics and in particular Laura Bertram's tail it more detail.
Strict stepmotherOne of the problems of autism is not judging situations or speed of cars very well. I got pulled back from a road today by my stepmum, and a telling off for not looking properly. Then got dragged across the road. I complained "I'm not a kid" and she...See More »
Lost friendAnyone seen or know of "HomeJames" who used to be an EP member? I never found him again on SW. I miss him.
Lost friendsAnyone seen or know of "HomeJames" who used to be an EP member? I never found him again on SW. I miss him.
Life by the riverI thought the Canadian geese were barking for a minute. Turns out there was a dog in the water too.
I'm small for my ageI was near a beach earlier and got asked if I wanted a ride on an alpaca. The sign said "kids only". The benefits of being 5 foot.
Euros EnglandGood game,but the dream has died again for another year. Better practice penalties for next year. 😞😞😞😞😞😞
Why are GP surgeries full of idiots?I go in, I'm washing my hands and a woman tells me to wash my hands, I show her the gel oozing between my fingers. She tells me to sign in at the computer. I ask her why not the person at reception and she explains it is to avoid infecting her. I...See More »
I Am Not Very Good At TennisI've been to Wimbledon a couple of times. Still never seen a f*cking womble!
Remake's coming Poll (3) See Poll OptionsDance your cares away, 👏 worries for another day, let the music play 👏.....
I Like Ricky Gervais"...if you think he botched my chest and my face, you should see my minge. It looks like a butcher's bin."
