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I answered the door today to a man with a clipboard. He asked if my parents were home or an adult. I think he was quite surprised to get a door slammed on him.

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I Own A Sock Monkey

Every child should have a monkey.

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I Am A Retro Gamer

Anyone remember Rodland? C64

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Alexander Bublik is hot!

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I Do Stupid Things When I'M Drunk

Alcohol spawns many games in the drunk mind. Here's one I invented:- At a bar whilst waiting to be served, if you get bored; look for a lady with ample bum crack on display. Take a straw from the bar and carefully place it in her crack without ...

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I Love a Good Sense of Humour

Some people have no sense of humour. Block me again you child. Don't stretch your brain.

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I Love Hot Weather

Another shorts only day today!

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I Remember When I Found Out Santa Wasn't Real

I was very late with this I was about 11 or 12.

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I Love Rod Stewart

Rod is ace. He plays a banging gig!

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I Love "South Park"

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Less than an hour left. Get on it!

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I Like Horror Movies

I feel like watching a horror right now.

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I Am Living Gluten Free

Gluten makes your d*ck fly off.

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Have you voted today? June 8th.

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I Love Manchester

One Love - Strong.

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I Despise Terrorism

Possible new attack I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it: 'Van hits pedestrians' on London Bridge in 'major incident' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40146916 String them up by their balls.

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I Watch The 100

Are none of the characters in this series capable of telling the truth? What about honouring promises? How about keeping their dirty docks in their pants?

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I Like Little House On the Prairie

In answer to a quiz question which stated that the answer should be an old British soap opera; my mate suggested Little House on the Prairie. I didn't know whether to laugh hard in his face or punch him.

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I Love The Smell Of Barbecue

I smell barbecue, yum!

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I Love Water Fights

Rain is here. Killed the water fight.

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