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I Am Short And Baby Faced

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I don't mind this anymore, I'm accepting it. My family aren't seeing me as grown up so why should act it? My aunt just got me a Minions onesie to match my little cousin. It looks funny and I like it. It says size 10-12yo in the back, ...

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I Have Controlling Parents

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Anyone else have over proective, overbearing parents?

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I Know a Fruitless Argument When I See One

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Arguing with my stepmum is like having a cute dog that urinates on your carpet. You want to punch it in the face but can't. It's eyes win you over and that's it, you are scrubbing the floor just like it wanted you to.

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I Enjoy British Television

Thank God they've got rid of the fourth and fifth presenters of Food Unwrapped. I couldn't understand them and they were boring as ****.

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I Have Embarrassing Childhood Memories

When I was 12 or 13 my grandma took me out for a walk on a hot summer afternoon. Grandad was having a sleep in bed. I held her hand as I usually did. Other kids would have been embarrassed to be holding her hand at my age, but being smaller than aver...

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I Have A Mobile Phone

I think in another fifty years Nokia 3310s will become sentient. Their battery life is long enough, if any are still surviving.

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I Am "one Of The Boys"

One of the benefits or curses of being small was/is looking younger than I am. When I was 16 my younger brothers went away for a few days (I can't remember where) and my parents allowed me to have my friend Tomasz (11) and a couple of his friend...

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I Believe In Santa Claus

I believed until I was 12

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I Am Sometimes Immature

I remember being 14 and my younger brothers getting ready to go to the school disco. They were gelling their hair and spraying Lynx everywhere. They were interested in chasing girls and I wasn't bothered yet. Looking back I know it was because t...

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I Am Interested In Politics

Just pull up the Channel Tunnel and be done with it. I'll park my fishing fleet where I like.

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I Have a Crush On a Celebrity

Holly Willoughby 🤤

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I May Be Immature But At Least I'm Having More Fun Than You

I remember being 14 and my younger brothers getting ready to go to the school disco. They were gelling their hair and spraying Lynx everywhere. They were interested in chasing girls and I wasn't bothered yet. Looking back I know it was because t...

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I Love "South Park"

Buckle up buckaroos

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I Love Star Trek, the Series and the Movies

"Fascinating". "Ominous, dark, dangerous".

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I Am Very Small For My Age

Almost all my family is bigger than me. Even kids.

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Tescos fruit and fiber is bollocks.

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I Remember Clippy The Paperclip Helper

I'm glad he's dead.

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I Really Dig Good Sci-fi

A custard cream dispenser! Awesome!

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I Love Elliot From Scrubs

She can doctor me any day.

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