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Gumba1000
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United Kingdom
Join Time
1st Week of SW
Days Active
9 Mths Active
Comments
2500 Comments
Groups
100 Groups
I Am Short
I answered the door today to a man with a clipboard. He asked if my parents were home or an adult. I think he was quite surprised to get a door slammed on him.
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6 replies
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Jul 10, 2017
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I Own A Sock Monkey
Every child should have a monkey.
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5 replies
5 views
Jul 9, 2017
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I Am A Retro Gamer
Anyone remember Rodland? C64
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5 replies
7 views
Jul 4, 2017
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I Like Tennis
Alexander Bublik is hot!
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1 reply
3 views
Jul 3, 2017
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I Do Stupid Things When I'M Drunk
Alcohol spawns many games in the drunk mind. Here's one I invented:- At a bar whilst waiting to be served, if you get bored; look for a lady with ample bum crack on display. Take a straw from the bar and carefully place it in her crack without ...
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4 replies
19 views
Jul 3, 2017
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I Love a Good Sense of Humour
Some people have no sense of humour. Block me again you child. Don't stretch your brain.
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2 replies
5 views
Jun 27, 2017
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I Love Hot Weather
Another shorts only day today!
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5 replies
9 views
Jun 20, 2017
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I Remember When I Found Out Santa Wasn't Real
I was very late with this I was about 11 or 12.
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11 replies
14 views
Jun 13, 2017
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I Love Rod Stewart
Rod is ace. He plays a banging gig!
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0 replies
0 views
Jun 9, 2017
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I Love "South Park"
Shut up Mimsy!
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5 replies
7 views
Jun 8, 2017
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I Vote
Less than an hour left. Get on it!
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1 reply
2 views
Jun 8, 2017
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I Like Horror Movies
I feel like watching a horror right now.
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4 replies
5 views
Jun 8, 2017
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I Am Living Gluten Free
Gluten makes your d*ck fly off.
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4 replies
10 views
Jun 8, 2017
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I Vote
Have you voted today? June 8th.
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15 replies
14 views
Jun 8, 2017
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I Love Manchester
One Love - Strong.
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2 replies
6 views
Jun 4, 2017
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I Despise Terrorism
Possible new attack I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it: 'Van hits pedestrians' on London Bridge in 'major incident' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40146916 String them up by their balls.
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3 replies
6 views
Jun 3, 2017
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I Watch The 100
Are none of the characters in this series capable of telling the truth? What about honouring promises? How about keeping their dirty docks in their pants?
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0 replies
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May 31, 2017
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I Like Little House On the Prairie
In answer to a quiz question which stated that the answer should be an old British soap opera; my mate suggested Little House on the Prairie. I didn't know whether to laugh hard in his face or punch him.
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0 replies
2 views
May 30, 2017
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I Love The Smell Of Barbecue
I smell barbecue, yum!
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3 replies
4 views
May 27, 2017
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I Love Water Fights
Rain is here. Killed the water fight.
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8 replies
8 views
May 27, 2017
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