I'm not really Elvis.

I didn't rewind my rental VHS movies before returning them...God! I feel so liberated now! Thanks SW!!

My boyfriend has raped three people and I still love him and want to spend the rest of my life with him

Ha ha nice try

I'm gonna live forever!

I’m the fifth Trident dentist.

The fact I had sex for alcohol

I find it pretty funny when your toe hits the corner of your bed.

I was SA'd in prison and now have fantasies about it happening again.

i dont have any secrets 🤫

That despite being a mom some days are still too hard to keep breathing but I do even when I dont want to because they deserve a childhood they don’t have to recover from.

If I told you, I'd still have to kill you...

I've think I've told them all

Similar Worlds itself.

I come from another planet

I will not take any secret to my grave. Being a Hindu I will be cremated. 😆

This is the last place on earth I'd share it.

sorry, can't tell you...

I don't know, something sexual I guess.

i cant think of anything

I don't wanna tellya... nope no no! I don't care if you get mad... nope no NO!

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I know at least one secret that would permanently change how several people see someone they love. They will never hear it from me.

I am an open book and have no secrets of that sort.

By the way, the new patio being laid at the same time as my wife left is purely coincidental.

There is none that qualifies.

Absolutely none- if I'm taking it to my grave nobody's going to know about it

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