Toplessteen13 · 13-15, M
Is that all?
Ducky · 31-35, F
I'd like for it to be my love's name, but realistically, probably more along the lines of "oh well."

SW-User
“Delete my browser history”… 😫😵
Sojournersoul · M
@SW-User Your computer even gets embarrassed. 😂

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Sojournersoul · M
@SW-User You whole family would see your work computer.
HumanEarth · F
I have no regrets, I lived my life as close as I wanted to.
robbie2499 · 61-69, F
@HumanEarth Good for you! I don't know if many could say the same.
bijouxbroussard · F
Depends on the circumstances, but I’d probably tell family and friends that I love them.
And if I were very fortunate, "Hi, Mom !" 🥹
And if I were very fortunate, "Hi, Mom !" 🥹
robbie2499 · 61-69, F
@bijouxbroussard I love the "hi mom" part.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
I hope I tell my loved ones that I love them
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
From my family history I’d say it’s probably going to be , more morphine please, rather than something noble
Infamous607 · 51-55, M
@FreeSpirit1
I'm sure you're going to break with your family history
I'm sure you're going to break with your family history
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
I love you to my family
senghenydd · M
Thank God it's all over
Maturebate · 70-79, M
Way to go buddy!
ninalanyon · 61-69, T
I don't want to go!
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
@ninalanyon I think those were David Tennant's Dr Who's last words before he transformed into the next guy. 😄
TrunkZ · 61-69, M
It's okay. I've done this plenty of times before 😬😬
faery · F
Probably some expletive, but my heart would be full of love
Kiesel · 56-60, M
I’m finally getting to retire!
BlobbyMcBlobface · 100+, M
"See? I told you I didn't feel well!"
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
About time
Infamous607 · 51-55, M
Where's my phone?
Lilymoon · F
It's been a slice
Angelboy · M
I Did It My Way
robbie2499 · 61-69, F
@Angelboy I love this response.
Cigarguy · 41-45, M
Probably something horrible because of my tourette's
Infamous607 · 51-55, M
@Cigarguy
That was actually kinda funny.
That was actually kinda funny.
Cigarguy · 41-45, M
@Infamous607 in glad you think so
Infamous607 · 51-55, M
@Cigarguy Didn't mean no harm. Lighten up.
Miram · 31-35, F
I leave you.............i ...l eave....you....
Debts
Debts
Matt85 · 36-40, M
"I buried the treasure at....." 😵
@Matt85 come closer, I have something to tell you... there is 2 million dollars.. buried at.... at... sorry, should have said earlier.. at.. X wifes house, back yard...
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
Well, must be off, can't hang around here.
AllAboutLaffs · 80-89, M
"That's all, folks !! "
Nanori · F
"good"
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
Sing “Don’t you…forget about me” and then lift my fist in the air.
But could very well be something along the lines of…”Hey, watch this.” 🙄
But could very well be something along the lines of…”Hey, watch this.” 🙄
Probably "ouch" I would guess.
Sojournersoul · M
Hey, dont forget to turn out the lights. Lol
robbie2499 · 61-69, F
@Sojournersoul That's funny!

SW-User
"knock knock"
Infamous607 · 51-55, M
@SW-User
Who's there?
Silence
Who's there?
Silence
mindless · M
What does this button do?
robbie2499 · 61-69, F
@mindless lol :)
RisingMorningStar7 · 36-40, M
I don't want to die Lord, forgive me of my sins.
SomeMichGuy · M
"Rosebud!"...wait no...
Beautywithin · 36-40, F
Turn the light off.
"I hid the $20 billion at ......"
exexec · 70-79, C
"The password to my secret Swiss bank account is......"
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Bagel....
RogueLodyte · M
Now I finally get to serve someone who is not an ahole.
@RogueLodyte No, now you get to find out how much of one he is.
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Adrift · 61-69, F
Gurgle.
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SomeMichGuy · M
τετέλεσται
swirlie · 31-35
@SomeMichGuy
Yes, my age bracket is correct and I respect that you are much older than I am, which doesn't necessarily mean that you know more than I do!
What I would have done if I were you and not me, if I were as old as you and certainly much older than me, would be to simply translate what it means to the very first person who ever came along to respond to your post, just in case nobody else ever showed up after that one person left here, never to return.
Do you understand now, why I've always been younger but smarter than you?
Yes, my age bracket is correct and I respect that you are much older than I am, which doesn't necessarily mean that you know more than I do!
What I would have done if I were you and not me, if I were as old as you and certainly much older than me, would be to simply translate what it means to the very first person who ever came along to respond to your post, just in case nobody else ever showed up after that one person left here, never to return.
Do you understand now, why I've always been younger but smarter than you?
SomeMichGuy · M
@swirlie You are both younger (due to nothing in which either of us had any hand), but still have the hubris of someone even younger.
Had you responded with a serious response, or asked, I'd have offered a translation.
You responded with the other half of your mercurial temperament. It was a fail, and sticking with it just made it look more pathetic.
The nature of the question asked in the post suggests some people might answer thoughtfully.
Had you responded with a serious response, or asked, I'd have offered a translation.
You responded with the other half of your mercurial temperament. It was a fail, and sticking with it just made it look more pathetic.
The nature of the question asked in the post suggests some people might answer thoughtfully.
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FrugalNoodle · 46-50, M
Auf wiedersehn 🫵💀
robbie2499 · 61-69, F
@FrugalNoodle Which means?
FrugalNoodle · 46-50, M
@robbie2499 Bye in German, was the sign off phrase for Lawrence Welk, a musical variety program designed for senior citizens.
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
KFC
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robbie2499 · 61-69, F
@swirlie lol! :)
Ferise1 · 46-50, M
I’m scared
robbie2499 · 61-69, F
@Ferise1 I'm surprised more people don't say this..
Ferise1 · 46-50, M
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