Would you be there for me if I told you I needed your help no questions asked?

Of course partner

I'm always there for my friends.

Yes, I'm here if you need me....that's what friends are for.

59.99 I'm there everyday dear

With the right amount.

Would you be there for me if I told you I needed your help no questions asked?

Only if I knew you well enough, what if you wanted to bury a body?

Get a backbone dude

Did you make an appointment?

no i will have all the questions

Alright ..

My fees are the following

Burying something or * coughs *
$ 500

Listening to your incessant whining and nodding a lot $300

Making something look like an accident * wink wink * $ 800

I think my prices are fair

What to wear and bring?

I told you... I'm having no involvement with the dead body in your basement...

Where is there?

Sure I would. I`m good at keeping things to myself.

.......why?

Where is there exactly? How bad do you need me? What sort of questions do you not want asked? 🤨

Does this involve a shovel? At night? In the middle of nowhere?

Nope

Honestly , no.

Yep