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What's the best way to kill a partner and not get caught

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ScarletWitch ยท 26-30, F Best Comment
Poison eye drops.
lacrossegirl25 ยท 22-25, F
@ScarletWitch leaves too much evidence...the best way is pushing down stairs;;leaves no evidence and most people die from falls
StrictLoving ยท 56-60, M
@lacrossegirl25 yeah but if you have to do it like four times ...
ScarletWitch ยท 26-30, F
@lacrossegirl25 it really doesn't leave much evidence at all. Poison eye drops out in your contacts. It would slowly kill you without even realizing it.

Dainbramadge ยท 56-60, M
Killing them isn't what gets you caught as much as it's what you do with the body afterwards that will decide that. So you will probably need to plan this out rather meticulously.
You could use electricity to kill them. Jumper cables from the car hooked to the 220 v from the oven touched to the sides of their neck should do it with no loss of blood.
Or you could use a biology trick called pithing. Jab a metal rod into the base of their skull at about a 33 degree angle upwards and shake it around killing them almost instantly and with very little blood loss.

With that said, shallow graves aren't dug by lazy people but rather it is because animals will only dig up what they are going to eat leaving the rest of the body still covered.
Offer to plant a tree for someone and put the body upright under it.
Find a residential construction site that is ready to pour concrete. Carefully move the rebar and dig your grave. Pat it flat and remove any extra dirt. Replace the rebar.
Lake Superior is so cold that a body will never float once it is dropped in.
Apparently pigs eat bones too.
There are several ways to dispose of a body relatively safely to keep it from being found.
Another way could be to barrow a lot of money from the mob and then take them under a bridge and shoot them and just leave the body. That will mess with the mobs heads as well.

I wish you luck in your endeavors and remember that the only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.
@Dainbramadge You better Not change your username when I need some productive ideas.
MARTAisback ยท 22-25, F
@Dainbramadge ๐Ÿ‘€
Elessar ยท 26-30, M
ยซYour best friend was much better than you in bedยป
MARTAisback ยท 22-25, F
@Elessar that should work
GerOttman ยท 61-69, M
Stab them 27 times and just say it was an accident!
GerOttman ยท 61-69, M
@Souls thousand x of unsolved murders would suggest otherwise.
@GerOttman That would be because of a lack of witnesses, DNA, suspects or waiting for new evidence, etc. Even if it takes 30 years or more the case can be potentially solved
GerOttman ยท 61-69, M
@Souls one jusf gof solved neafby after almost 40 yearx. It happens ut someone also solved another recently buf after the guy who did it died. Technically he got away with it.
SW-User
Sneak drugs into their food
@Pfuzylogic nope won't work
Pfuzylogic ยท M
@Souls
They must dissolve it in a drink.
@Pfuzylogic Yes, high doses of arsenic would kill a victim but it would show up on medical reports after testing they would then try to find where the victim received it and who gave it to him. killings are usually based on people close to the victim they will dig until they find the suspect nobody has arsenic lying around
nedkelly ยท 61-69, M
Remember we will go on cruise and Mrs Kelly will have a few drinks and fall overboard
MARTAisback ยท 22-25, F
@nedkelly you sure you didn't say this to somebody else ๐Ÿ˜‰
Anyone is a killer if you push them far enough! It would be wise to walk away, the chances of being charged with second degree murder are very high with DNA. Even a slight rub on a victim's shirt or skin can be used as evidence which then will be sent into a database. It is always someone close to the victim you will be caught within 6 months to a year once they get hard evidence from your phone and etc. not worth it!
Nanori ยท F
Marry them
DDonde ยท 31-35, M
@Nanori lol fuck
MARTAisback ยท 22-25, F
@Nanori yes ๐Ÿ‘
crownedwithlaurel97 ยท 26-30, F
THIS is suspicious
MARTAisback ยท 22-25, F
SW-User
almost got serious with this question, but it's of no use if you can't pass a lie detector test
MARTAisback ยท 22-25, F
@SW-User ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
@SW-User lie detector tests are not admissible in court only in some states
SW-User
@Souls true, so it's good to know if you're in a state that allows it or not. either way, they look at you as hiding something/guilty if you refuse the test. best thing to do, guilty or not, is refuse to talk at all before it's suggested and demand an attorney
iamelijah ยท 26-30, M
If they have illness, use their weakness. If they died, probably due to allergies or organ failured or septic shock.

Or if he is diabetic, just feed him sugar.
MARTAisback ยท 22-25, F
@iamelijah ๐Ÿ˜
highkeydykey ยท F
Sitting on their face and going "they said to sit on their face until they couldn't breathe, i even have the text messages."
HumanEarth ยท 56-60, F
Tie them a chair and play The Lennon Sisters Albums over and over again.

Their think you have some freaky sickish fetish thing and their dead.

Because no one can listen to more then one hour of The Lennon Sisters and live though it
HumanEarth ยท 56-60, F
I know, but once entered
HumanEarth ยท 56-60, F
But since you brought it up. The TV show The ATeam They used The Lennon Sisters as joke on a episode with Murdock and his mental health. When Murdock played a Radio DJ to get a secret message to the team.
HumanEarth ยท 56-60, F
Also About the sisters

The Lennon Sisters are one of the most admired and longest-performing female vocal groups in American music history marking 67 years since their television debut in 1955 as children on The Lawrence Welk Show. Growing up in the public eye with their weekly television performances, the sisters rose to fame as acclaimed recording artists and vibrant live performers throughout the nation.

(From their web page)
Gusman ยท 61-69, M
Ice bullets leave no trace
MARTAisback ยท 22-25, F
@Gusman interesting
luckranger71 ยท 51-55, M
Kill them with kindness?
MARTAisback ยท 22-25, F
@luckranger71 ๐Ÿ˜ณ
SW-User
I know a guy
MARTAisback ยท 22-25, F
@SW-User ๐Ÿ™„
SW-User
@MARTAisback forensics will find you. But your best bet is to have someone do it for you . But you may never talk to that person again afterwords
StrictLoving ยท 56-60, M
Just run away instead
Patriot96 ยท 56-60, C
Taylor Swift?
smiler2012 ยท 56-60
๐Ÿค” if you are thinking on those lines you sound a very dangerous person to be around . instead of going down that road you suggested why not simply dump him ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ[martaisback]
If they are partner, kill their soldiers in the games while competing n keep your ship sailing.
Changeisgonnacome ยท 61-69, F
Posts on how to murder? Seems like something you'd get removed, but no. You can plan a murder right here.
oldercanuck1 ยท 70-79, M
if you live near the ocean go fishing and tie and anchour around his legs and push them over broad ,,,
Vin53 ยท M
Slip a pick in her back Jack, then get the chest Wes, then be on your way.
Torsten ยท 36-40, M
there is no good way. You would be prime suspect number 1
SubstantialKick ยท 31-35, M
Slip something in their coffee.
sharmaakshay ยท 26-30, M
but one day you will caught
ExperienceDLT ยท M
Drown them
GerOttman ยท 61-69, M
@ExperienceDLT who was it thaf used that? Natalie something was the vic
Azlotto ยท M
Chloroform and a wood chipper comes to mind.
Justenjoyit ยท 56-60, M
Push off a ten story building ๐Ÿค”
empanadas ยท 31-35, M
Post it on YouTube
MARTAisback ยท 22-25, F
@empanadas do you want to do kinky shit to it ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
empanadas ยท 31-35, M
MARTAisback ยท 22-25, F
@empanadas ๐Ÿ˜Ž
SW-User
Asbestos
MARTAisback ยท 22-25, F
@SW-User ๐Ÿ˜‰
empanadas ยท 31-35, M
nag them to death
MARTAisback ยท 22-25, F
@empanadas nice

 
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