Top | Newest First | Oldest First
Justafantasy · M
The government makes up policies based on what's recommended on similar worlds.
View 2 more replies »
AllycatAD · 26-30, F
@Justafantasy Sure seems that way
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@Justafantasy are you saying that’s not true?
Justafantasy · M
@DownTheStreet whatever you'd like to believe
Thodsis · 51-55, M
Mr Trump was deliberately infected with a dart to his ear.
It contained 10G technology developed by a very secretive group of beings.
They've conditioned us to refer to them as 'cats'.
Just look at the evidence.
1 - Pictures of cats have been 'discovered' from Egyptian times. They were obviously planted to deceive us. These beings are are new and very crafty.
2 - These 'cats' trick us into giving up our DNA by encouraging us to stroke their data-collective hairs.
3 - They make us tolerate behaviour that we wouldn't accept from other humans. When was the last time that you picked up an adult turd in a bag?
4 - The infection of Mr Trump has meant that his miaoews for attention make sense to others who have also been infected.
This is the truth as I've invented it to be.
Beware of others who disagree.
They are the enemies....
:)
It contained 10G technology developed by a very secretive group of beings.
They've conditioned us to refer to them as 'cats'.
Just look at the evidence.
1 - Pictures of cats have been 'discovered' from Egyptian times. They were obviously planted to deceive us. These beings are are new and very crafty.
2 - These 'cats' trick us into giving up our DNA by encouraging us to stroke their data-collective hairs.
3 - They make us tolerate behaviour that we wouldn't accept from other humans. When was the last time that you picked up an adult turd in a bag?
4 - The infection of Mr Trump has meant that his miaoews for attention make sense to others who have also been infected.
This is the truth as I've invented it to be.
Beware of others who disagree.
They are the enemies....
:)
Thodsis · 51-55, M
@DownTheStreet Phew!
Welcome to the uninfected.
We can trust the dogs. They taught us about plutonium.
It's the pan-dimensional cat-devils that intend to tap it off the shelf and cause a fuss....
Welcome to the uninfected.
We can trust the dogs. They taught us about plutonium.
It's the pan-dimensional cat-devils that intend to tap it off the shelf and cause a fuss....
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@Thodsis I consult Schrödinger on the cats and get back to you
Thodsis · 51-55, M
@DownTheStreet That's what they want you to think.
The spreading of confusion keeps coming back to Trumpdinger's ear.
The spreading of confusion keeps coming back to Trumpdinger's ear.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
that dinosaurs have been spotted on mars. psh, how could that happen.
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@Matt85 come on, be real, that’s no conspiracy. Where do you think they all went after the asteroid struck?
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
Stop trying to distract us from the truth by made-up theories. It's obvious that Trump has descended from Heaven (another galaxy) and is anointed - do your research and you'll see. Those fools who voted for treating people like...well, people were in a cult of anti-Christ demons who want everybody to take seriously what Jesus actually said and end up with caring and concern for others as a way of life. What kind of madness will that lead to?
Elessar · 26-30, M
The Roman empire never fell: it became a church
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
Not a particularly recent one, but my grandparents living in Poland refused to get connected to mains water even after the end of the Cold War because they believed the Russians were putting contraceptive drugs into the water supply. Quite why that would have been of immediate concern to octogenarians is beyond me 🤔 Anyhow it meant that I had to take baths in a horse trough 🥶
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
@DownTheStreet I love the expression on Mandrake's face as the "conspiracy" is revealed.
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@SunshineGirl love the movie
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
@DownTheStreet Priceless! 🤣 But the horror is that, mock as we will, I believe at least one US politician who has the power to destroy children's teeth believes something like it and will try to act on this paranoid belief.
AllycatAD · 26-30, F
everything we know is a lie, we live in a computer simulation
HAIL THE MATRIX
HAIL THE MATRIX
robingoodfellow · M
Told to me today at work: the mysterious drones are sent from Biden and the Democrats to "get Trump".
When I asked what that means exactly he said he didn't know, but somehow they want to use the drones to stop him from being president.
When I asked what that means exactly he said he didn't know, but somehow they want to use the drones to stop him from being president.
sirweighsalot · 22-25, M
I have schizophrenia and I thought the gas gauge on cars was a tire pressure gauge. That changed everything.
I dont read the news anemore so idk whats goin on in the world
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout This isn't crazy...lots of people believe it so obviously democratically, it must be nearly true
This comment is hidden.
Show Comment
This comment is hidden.
Show Comment
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@Morvoren well I’ve never smelled my own in a dream and I’m still alive, so that seems true
This message was deleted by its author.
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@ShenaniganFoodie haven’t you heard ?