Let’s hear the latest conspiracy theories? The crazier the better.

Trudeau being an alien robot bent on world domination via Canada’s puppet organization, the UN, is true so don’t mention that

Remember being a good citizen is about being divisive so we are more easily controlled.

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Thodsis · 51-55, M

Mr Trump was deliberately infected with a dart to his ear.

It contained 10G technology developed by a very secretive group of beings.

They've conditioned us to refer to them as 'cats'.

Just look at the evidence.

1 - Pictures of cats have been 'discovered' from Egyptian times. They were obviously planted to deceive us. These beings are are new and very crafty.

2 - These 'cats' trick us into giving up our DNA by encouraging us to stroke their data-collective hairs.

3 - They make us tolerate behaviour that we wouldn't accept from other humans. When was the last time that you picked up an adult turd in a bag?

4 - The infection of Mr Trump has meant that his miaoews for attention make sense to others who have also been infected.

This is the truth as I've invented it to be.

Beware of others who disagree.

They are the enemies....

:)

FreddieUK · 70-79, M

@Thodsis Brilliant!

AllycatAD · 26-30

@Thodsis reminds me of a futurama episode

Thodsis · 51-55, M

@AllycatAD I've not seen much of it.

Is it one of those programmes that is good from the start or is it better to start with the third series?

DownTheStreet · 56-60, M

@Thodsis all those are true though

Thodsis · 51-55, M

@DownTheStreet You might be infected by felosophy.

How do you feel around dogs?

They're the antidote sent from Pluto.

Yet more evidence is the denial of that planet....

DownTheStreet · 56-60, M

@Thodsis I’m good around dogs - but are they REALLY dogs?

Thodsis · 51-55, M

@DownTheStreet Phew!

Welcome to the uninfected.

We can trust the dogs. They taught us about plutonium.

It's the pan-dimensional cat-devils that intend to tap it off the shelf and cause a fuss....

DownTheStreet · 56-60, M

@Thodsis I consult Schrödinger on the cats and get back to you

Thodsis · 51-55, M

@DownTheStreet That's what they want you to think.

The spreading of confusion keeps coming back to Trumpdinger's ear.