What’s the last thing you said out loud?

I said, "I'm not sure, I'll have to think about it", when someone asked me if I would be attending the Tea Party today.

I've already been down to the community room kitchen to clean out the fridge, (it was my shift today), and I got very hot and sweaty. I really don't want to go, because the kitchen and fridge are already filling up with amazing looking treats...bowls of Trifle, cupcakes...you name it. I am not allowed to eat sugar or sugary foods, and if I go I will feel VERY deprived.

You gotta be kidding me

f**k it!

The old name of a local car dealership which got sold decades ago and has had a different name ever since.

But I have a running joke with a friend about the time I dropped off my car there for repair, and he was supposed to pick me up, and he forgot! (No cell phones back then.)

He is going to give me a ride someplace later today, so I kidded him about where we were going.

Ouch, that hurt

Okay, doctor. 🙄

Sh!t!🤷🏼‍♀

"See youuuuuuu!"

Not sure. Good Night , I love you , we'll talk tomorrow.

I'll hold your beer

I stubbed my toe a moment ago.
So it was rather rude, alas. 🤨

I said, "really? " heard a loud noise coming from my closet a pair of my boots fell off the shelf.

"Lo que usted quiera. Simplemente déjenos saber su horario."

I think the Royals are going to get wet tonight if they play

"You know that song by Rag'n'Bone Man called Human?"

Run!! My neighbor kicked up a bees nest.

Dagnabit, all to Heck!

‘No problem’ to my employer.

I told the dogs to stop licking me lol

NO reset!

I have to go pee.

I said "Yeah"

I told the wall to F off, it hit me in the arm 😌

"Do you want to go outside?"

Number 7 with a large diet coke no ice please

Good Morning Cutie, Large coffee 1 sugar 1 cream

"See you tomorrow!"

"What the eff are you doing??"

I'm watching an old-timer's snooker tournament from The Crucible on Channel 5 and this one goof was getting set to pot (what I thought was) the wrong red.

I whispered—“Lock the door”

sh*t…just a few seconds ago!

my stomach feels funky

Please close the door

Thank you

Get to bed.

No thanks

Stop laughing

Hello

"is cold when the sun is gone", but in Dutch