What’s the last thing you said out loud?

I said, "I'm not sure, I'll have to think about it", when someone asked me if I would be attending the Tea Party today.

I've already been down to the community room kitchen to clean out the fridge, (it was my shift today), and I got very hot and sweaty. I really don't want to go, because the kitchen and fridge are already filling up with amazing looking treats...bowls of Trifle, cupcakes...you name it. I am not allowed to eat sugar or sugary foods, and if I go I will feel VERY deprived.

The old name of a local car dealership which got sold decades ago and has had a different name ever since.

But I have a running joke with a friend about the time I dropped off my car there for repair, and he was supposed to pick me up, and he forgot! (No cell phones back then.)

He is going to give me a ride someplace later today, so I kidded him about where we were going.

Not sure. Good Night , I love you , we'll talk tomorrow.

Hello

Okay, doctor. 🙄

Ouch, that hurt

Thank you

I said, "really? " heard a loud noise coming from my closet a pair of my boots fell off the shelf.

I said "Yeah"

No thanks

‘No problem’ to my employer.

I stubbed my toe a moment ago.
So it was rather rude, alas. 🤨

You gotta be kidding me

"See you tomorrow!"

"Do you want to go outside?"

I'll hold your beer

NO reset!

Run!! My neighbor kicked up a bees nest.

Please close the door

"You know that song by Rag'n'Bone Man called Human?"

"What the eff are you doing??"

I'm watching an old-timer's snooker tournament from The Crucible on Channel 5 and this one goof was getting set to pot (what I thought was) the wrong red.

Stop laughing

I told the dogs to stop licking me lol

Good Morning Cutie, Large coffee 1 sugar 1 cream

my stomach feels funky

Get to bed.

I whispered—“Lock the door”

Sh!t!🤷🏼‍♀

I have to go pee.

Number 7 with a large diet coke no ice please

I think the Royals are going to get wet tonight if they play

I told the wall to F off, it hit me in the arm 😌

"is cold when the sun is gone", but in Dutch

sh*t…just a few seconds ago!

"See youuuuuuu!"

f**k it!

Oh.

Dagnabit, all to Heck!

"Lo que usted quiera. Simplemente déjenos saber su horario."