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Crazy but true, lemme hear it

Mine: I was kidnapped by my father and almost unalived… YOUR TURN!!
JoeXP · 56-60, M
I was in a guest house in Wales. The bathroom had an old fashioned lock and key and when I turned the key to get out it broke in the lock and trapped me in the bathroom. I had to shout out the window in garbled half English half Welsh (dw’i yn locio in bathroom) to get help. Eventually the owner of the guest house got a ladder for me to climb out the window clad only in a towel!
Missbirdie1986 · 36-40, F
@JoeXP 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
CareBear420 · 41-45, F
@JoeXP how awful but such a great story🫢🤣
My Mom met my dad when she was 29 and he was 17, they started dating a year later and married two years after that ..... I don't know if that's crazy, but I can't think of anything else.... Lol
@CareBear420 they have both passed and they were married to the end
CareBear420 · 41-45, F
@FreeSpirit1 I’m sorry to hear that, my condolences (hug).
@CareBear420 thanks ♥️
Jayciedubb · 56-60, M
🤔..ah! Here's one- i was stabbed by my dry cleaner over the loss of my shirt. The only reason I'm still alive is because my arms were longer than his, and maybe my will was stronger
Jayciedubb · 56-60, M
@CareBear420 ..unfortunately 😒. ..or rather, if he isn't, i had nothing to do with his deserved demise. It seemed like he was looking for a fight the whole time. I just wanted my shirt that i bought to wear at, get this, ...a funeral. Lol

I did get my shirt back after hours in the ER, and, get this too, ...THEY STILL CHARGED ME FOR THE SHIRT! 😆
CareBear420 · 41-45, F
@Jayciedubb that is the best story so far tonight!! How crazy!! Glad you’re here to tell it:)
Jayciedubb · 56-60, M
@CareBear420 thanks! At first I thought we were sharing crazy abusive dad stories. Ive got a few of those but not quite as bad as yours. In fact, they might be opposite considering how many times he's disowned me, and any life threatening situations were due to his drunk driving. We've lost the drivers side mirror to oncoming traffic more than a couple times.
gdon39 · 46-50, M
After T-ball and at the time in my second year of baseball my coach decided it would be too much trouble to help the only left-hander (me) on the team with batting instruction made me bat right-handed all season. I didn't hit a single ball all year. 😔

From that devastating situation began a lifelong quest to be able to use both my dominant left hand and my right hand equally well.

You may have heard people say they are ambidextrous before but it is quite rare to actually be ambidextrous, many people are extremely skilled using both but that's not quite the same, ion fact not at all. Being able to use both hands and feet equally is hardly ever achieved.

I am ambidextrous due to my hard work and one jackass who didn't even know how to coach baseball.
I broke my arm badly at school when i was 10. The headmaster thought i had stone stuck in it and tried to get it out. It was a compound fracture and the stone was in fact my bone, that had pierced through the skin.
AstroZombie · 36-40, M
But there's nothing to say! It was a boring day filled with errands, exercise on the treadmill and plotting random things with friends lol.
SW-User
I dated a woman for 5 months before we got married, that lasted four years. That's as close to crazy as I can get
I almost died in a freak hot air balloon accident.
SW-User
Everything is crazy but true anymore
laurieluvsit · 26-30, F
This was mine. I wrote a Post about it...

https://similarworlds.com/nsfw/caught-in-the-act/4995726-Not-my-first-time-but-definately-one-of-my-most-awkward
Midnight here. What’s your typical midnight activity?
CareBear420 · 41-45, F
@BiasForAction 9ish here but midnight activity….can’t lie, it’s sleep 🤣
@CareBear420 can’t argue with that 👍 I better retire soon myself
CareBear420 · 41-45, F
@BiasForAction I like early mornings too much for late nights
PaleandPolluted · 36-40, F
I had violent seizures between 20-25 that suddenly went away when I started taking birth control pills.
Wolffy · 56-60, M
My youngest step daughter asked me years what it felt like to be kiddnapped lol
Sandcastler · 22-25, M
I was unnecessarily gluten free for 17 years because my mother has munchausen by proxy
Ferric67 · M
I just want to sit in the corner and go unnoticed
ffony · M
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
How terrible! I'm sorry to hear it.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
omg
I'm glad you made it out alive
SW-User
I hate myself

this is my story
MellyMel22 · F
I have a long list 😶
AngelKrish · 26-30, M
Ok , let's do it
Alex51 · 61-69, M
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
I was once selected to be the getaway driver for a guy stealing a puppy. It took me 20 years to figure out that was what happened, because I was baked at the time.
CareBear420 · 41-45, F
@LordShadowfire selected sounds seriously lol what kind of puppy, were they friends? Lol
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@CareBear420 It was a pitbull puppy, and the way it was explained to me was, the guy asking me to drive him had legitimately bought the puppy, but the guy selling him wasn't wanting to give it up.

I think it's a pretty safe bet they weren't friends, because the guy needed two or three of his friends to go along with us to "persuade" the seller to give up the puppy. And I was just stoned out of my mind and thinking about how I'd get to play with a little puppy that night.
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kalpanapatel149 · 36-40, F
@wintersecret Aaj sat hai. Tera Mandir Mai Bhajan karne ka din hai... Kyu idher time pass kar raha hai.
wintersecret · 41-45, M
@kalpanapatel149 wohi kar raha hu
kalpanapatel149 · 36-40, F
@wintersecret adhe man se kar raha hai... Yaha mat AA... Pura focus Bhajan pe kar
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