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Mine: I was kidnapped by my father and almost unalived… YOUR TURN!!

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Jayciedubb · 56-60, M

🤔..ah! Here's one- i was stabbed by my dry cleaner over the loss of my shirt. The only reason I'm still alive is because my arms were longer than his, and maybe my will was stronger

CareBear420 · 41-45, F

@Jayciedubb is he still alive?

Jayciedubb · 56-60, M

@CareBear420 ..unfortunately 😒. ..or rather, if he isn't, i had nothing to do with his deserved demise. It seemed like he was looking for a fight the whole time. I just wanted my shirt that i bought to wear at, get this, ...a funeral. Lol

I did get my shirt back after hours in the ER, and, get this too, ...THEY STILL CHARGED ME FOR THE SHIRT! 😆

CareBear420 · 41-45, F

@Jayciedubb that is the best story so far tonight!! How crazy!! Glad you’re here to tell it:)

Jayciedubb · 56-60, M

@CareBear420 thanks! At first I thought we were sharing crazy abusive dad stories. Ive got a few of those but not quite as bad as yours. In fact, they might be opposite considering how many times he's disowned me, and any life threatening situations were due to his drunk driving. We've lost the drivers side mirror to oncoming traffic more than a couple times.