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I can play my nose like a clarinet

I've been single my whole life and have never dated.

mmm, I dig up things
really old things

I once drove 20 miles with my neighbours cat in my engine. It wasn’t until I parked up at my destination that I heard a scratching in my bonnet. Suspecting a mechanical fault, I popped my bonnet, only to realise there was a cat in there. I was momentarily stumped, and had it not been for the distinctive blue collar with the name tag “Mable”, I’d have not recognised it as a cat I knew.

Luckily, it hadn’t been injured, and I managed to corral it into the front room of the friend I was visiting (with some effort).

I took Mable back home with me, and never said a word to my neighbour.

I never tell anyone anything about myself.

I keep my nails grown out to between 1.5 and 2 inches long.My karate instructor gave up telling me years ago I should not have long nails while training in karate.

I have never liked to walk on grass barefoot. That only comes to mind as a “fun fact” because my parents still laugh at me for it. 😂

I found my own stolen car once.

When I was a kid I took ballet and Irish step dancing

I have lived without a spleen since 1979

I put liquid bandage on an anole that one of my cats had wounded, once. After the little guy had recovered overnight in a vented container I have for small wounded creatures...he or she went out to face the big scary world again.

I’m both a black belt and a justice of the peace. So far I haven’t needed both skills at the same event.

I don’t like the feeling of water in my nose while swimming under water so if I don’t have anything to close my nostrils I’ll use my lips.

I once did magic on tv.

When i was young, I used to ride on the backs of Whales and Dolphins 🐬 😎🤪

I have had two cars stolen in California. One a '67 GTO and the other a '88 Firebird. I did get the Firebird back as I hadn't filled the gas tank. I now live on the opposite coast.

I prefer my food cold or room temperature.

I can't walk a straight line for more than a half dozen steps.

I’m sweeter than sweet tea in the south. 😍✅💯😊😝🥰😛😘

I taught myself to raise my right eyebrow only after only being able to raise my left only

i love eating fried chicken :D

That my dad taught me how to use basic hand tools and show me how to fix simple things around the house.

He said because you need to be able to do some basic things on your own. There not always going to be someone around to do things for you. You will have to learn to do them for yourself

Seriously, nothing

I have blue eyes

I am all fun. Lol 😂

I was born without a sense of smell (congenital anosmia). It's all just air going up my nostrils. Perfume, farts, fresh cut grass, food, gas.... I can't smell any of it.

I do not have a cure.

But nobody cares.

All the big money is in the therapy.

I turn them into case studies. 🤯

I had a letter published in a comic book

I once taugh scuba diving at a local community college

What sort of fact?

I technically own 9 cars

I used to play rugby 😊

When a helluva lot younger I could do 45 pushups in 30 seconds.

I'm writing a novel inspired by Tolstoy and Herman Melville.

It's called War And Dick.

Ran with the bulls in Pamplona a couple of times.

I’m self taught at throwing knives and picking locks. Got pretty good at both.

I can build a fire, without matches or a lighter..

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue 😬

I have a birth mark on my ball sack 😐

I like the smell of skunk

I can make hand fart noises

Cum Ask me in mesages well chst sweets....oxox

I took Metamucil.

I have a van

I was in Wuhan China in December 2019 and I nor my immediate circle have never gotten COVID

I designed propulsion systems for ships, pleasure yachts and small water craft. 🛶