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So...lemmy see if I have this straight:

Basically....an attractive face is kinda the baseline criteria by which we decide whether or not were gonna lick the area that person pees from.

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Punxi · F
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
@Punxi @TheOneyouwerewarnedabout No Woman has ever wanted a "Soft" Truth, right!
HoeBag · 51-55, F
Well it is cause if someone has a pretty face and an acceptable body, it probably means they have decent genetics and good hygiene.

I mean if someone doesn;t even TRY to look good, what happens when they take off their pants and it smells so bad that paint peels off the wall cause they couldn't be bothered to take a shower this month?

TLDR - Pretty face, everything else is likely in place.
Punxi · F
@HoeBag That part. 👍🏻
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
One must always be willing to zip up their pants and walk away.
Levenrack · 46-50, M
I feel like pheromones play a large part as well.
Punxi · F
@Levenrack Good good.
Levenrack · 46-50, M
@Punxi
Punxi · F
@Levenrack No Sleep till Brooklyn!
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Punxi · F
@beermeplease Damn! They ..ah...put rounds on them?
@Punxi never thought about it that way....but now that you say it 🤔
HoeBag · 51-55, F
@Punxi Beery has a lot of game. His motto is - "If I ain't got no bud nor Miller light, no fat women are getting lucky that night!"
RebelRaven · 51-55, F
Crazy isn’t it?
Punxi · F
@RebelRaven Way cray cray.
KentuckyFriedFloozy · 26-30, F
Haha I mean.... It starts from there for sure lol. But it is funny that even with personality sealing the deal it still comes down to... I like your look and your personality, put where you pee from in my mouth now.

It's a very strange system from the jump. 😂😂
KentuckyFriedFloozy · 26-30, F
@Punxi nothing wrong with you having a preference.
Punxi · F
@KentuckyFriedFloozy True. Plus there can also be...to much goin' on. I kinda want a dude to be just that. Only room for one Hollywood up in my sheets. Lol
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
@Punxi And you should be! @KentuckyFriedFloozy
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
Kinda, more like trust issues if you ask me.

Punxi · F
@WillaKissing Damn! Lol

Probably an unwarranted fear however. We basically have no intention of biting.
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
@Punxi I actually am still laughing out loud! 🤣
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Punxi · F
@jshm2 Well God Damnit then!
HoeBag · 51-55, F
@Punxi jshm is always polite and positive about everything. 🙄

He makes a post and I think, "I wonder what came out of the horse's 4ss this time."
BillyMack · 46-50, M
Yeah, basically.

Although I'm sensing deja vu because I saw this somewhere, either here or on IG.

Or I'm from the future.
Yeah, that's called primitive sex ed class.
well........ that and a sniff or two. LOL
Punxi · F
@MayorOfCrushtown Imperative, indeed. Stinky package no bueno. 🚫
@Punxi i seen folks who were beautiful but didnt wash their ass and it kinda took away from their overall appeal. LOLOL
Punxi · F
@MayorOfCrushtown Yeah....that ain't happenin'.
Koggg · M
Kog dont care
@Koggg koggg needs check out urban dictionary to know what i mean
Koggg · M
@beermeplease kog dont care
Punxi · F
@Koggg I think deep down...you care.

Bring it in Koggg...🫂
Punxi · F
@Inconceivable Straight trama! 🤣
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
Punxi · F
@GnomeyGee Even out in the bushes? 🤔
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Punxi Especially out in the bushes! 👀

 
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