Awwwwww!....wait what?My boyfriend told me once that when he first saw me he had to do a double take. π©·β¨ππ§π»βπ©° This morning on the way to eat breakfast he did a double take on a pile of free dirt. π
Couples who fight in public...Stop trying to whisper....and you know...add a lil' back story ffs. πΏπ
I wanna crack walnuts...Upper body fitness is a slow process for women. Taken three months, three gym visits a week... To successfully move that pin down one notch. πͺπ»π₯Ή
What I DO want......is AI that anticipates what groceries I'm running low on...β Search every flier and website in my city to find the best price....β Compile a weekly list based on best deals per fewer stops...β What I DO NOT want is AI that will make a picture... See More Β»
Ever struggled with doubts benefits?Oftentimes I find myself in full possession of a slick mouth governed by a reactive mindset. New year...new ways an all that..... I'm trying to extend the most generous spoonful of reason for a person's behavior. Slow driver? Currently mood... See More Β»
My mom like really...Really..wants me to get married. Thanks mah', pawn me off on the individual statistically most likely to murder me. π€
Keep in mind..An I can't stress this enough..... When you're sittin' there chewin' with your mouth open like you're performing burritolingus..... Imma be plottin' straight up blunt force trauma. π§