What do reptiles like to smoke?Mariguana 🦖 ha-ha You guys didn't like my brilliant piece on chance governance so you get a stupid stoner joke instead.
Lucius - Next to Normal|I think I missed SW more than I realized. Lucius - Next to Normal [Verse 1] I've lost some friends along the way Laughing at the wrong times Saying things too straight I don't want to die Just trying to be myself When everyone's the same It's... See More » (1)
Trump's wall now, ha-ha! "World's greatest technology" easily destroyed by a monsoon rain. Note the rusting. (1)
Ha-ha you guys!Right after someone posted about guys requesting pictures I got a flock of requests for pictures. Shoo!
I Can Be SneakyI ordered a first aid kit, since I am accident prone and hospitals are dangerous. The kit arrived today. I let it sit outside for four hours and just now opened the box. In the kit, there are the usual bandaids, gauze pads, etc., but also two (2)... See More »
Do ever imagine someone is watching your game playing?And maybe they'll notice how skilled you are and offer you a job? Ha-ha. I think that was a movie. The last starfighter or something.
Was it a cold, wet, miserable Friday for you, too?To top off spending four nasty hours outdoor I had forgotten about the time change and showed up an hour early. Ha-ha. Serves me right.
Are you out of time or just out of wine?? Haha! Fist thump! Ha-ha!.. You're great.. You're all-- Great.. I love all ofyou..
I Have A New Years ResolutionI am prepared for the new year. I started the New year on my own, in a spotless house watching TV with popcorn ad a fizzy drink. I usually would be with people or have gone out but I have tonsillitis and have no intention of spreading it! So after a... See More »
Ha-ha! Ha-ha!! Ha! Sad..."Donald Trump is so privileged that the first job he ever had to apply for was president of the United States."
I Want to Know Your Theme SongI've got a way of making everything a confrontation And you've got a way of bringing out the worst in me You see, it's just if I'm bored I'll find a way to make an accusation I've got a problem with more So give me, give me everything STOP!... See More »
I Enjoy Helping OthersDon't Worry Be Happy Bobby McFerrin Lyrics Here's a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note for note Don't worry, be happy In every life we have some trouble But when you worry, you make it double Don't worry, be happy Don't worry, be... See More »
I Have A Song That Describes Me PerfectlyI've got a way of making everything a confrontation And you've got a way of bringing out the worst in me You see, it's just if I'm bored I'll find a way to make an accusation I've got a problem with more So give me, give me everything STOP!... See More »
