translation: A dozen a gross and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Add five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more
@wildbill83Congratulations on winning First Place with your limerick! It made me literally LOL. Your first place award is a gift worth up to 3,000 SW coins. Please let me know your preference and I will send a gift up to that value.
Said the tired, exhausted sheep Dolly: "Residing here surely is folly. Oh, hell's bells and damn! I'd prefer a nice ram, But those Welshmen keep coming, by golly!"
There once was a former EP girl Who was lost till she stumbled on SimilarWorlds In less than an hour She needed a shower But she cried "It's okay! The PMs make my hair curl!"
1. Her passions were NOT soon extinguished, For his skills were superb, most distinguished. Of tongues, he spoke four, And she moaned for yet more, As he said, “I’m a MOSHT cunning linguisht!”
2. There’s a secret to share just between us: A girl can dispense with a penis By rubbing her slit, Circumscribing her clit, A technique known as ‘orbiting Venus.’
My third entry is a sequel to the well-known classic limerick: There was a young lady named Sally, Who enjoyed the occasional dally. She sat on the lap Of a well-endowed chap, And cried “Sir! You’re right up my alley!”
My sequel:
3. The well-endowed chap then replied, With words to the point, cut and dried: He said, “My dear Sally, Your valley and alley Are MUCH to my liking ― inside.”
I knew a Professor called Plum… There were tales of his fondness for rum. Romances were written… The ladies were smitten… Oh, he knew that he had a nice bum. ;)
I have selected the three winning entries. It was hard to reach a decision. There were several great entries. Thank you to everyone for your contributions!!!
A famous Welsh shepherd called Bill Lived high on a very steep hill Where he farmed the Highland Haggis With his wife the young wench Agnes And her brother the fat bloke named Phil.
Dedicated to a favorite historical figure, Julie d'Aubigny.
There once was a singer named Julie. Who’s operatic talents shone truly. But it’s more than a hunch That her sword skills had punch. Her enemies felt a little penetration before lunch.
@StraylightVery clever. Unfortunately, there was a 24 hour time limit, which expired about an hour ago. I hope you enter, next time. You have a talent.
There once was a catfish named Joni Who fooled all the men with baloney. They thought she was sweet Her pics were a treat But dear Joni's yoni was phony!
There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire. She said, "It's a sin But now that it's in Could you shove it a few inches higher?
I once knew a man named Lou Who fancied a girl named Sue She ignored his advances But he kept taking chances Until one day she said "you'll do"
Now you'd think things all turned out rosy But the neighbors they became quite nosey Poor bastard never even had a clue When they caught him making love at the zoo!
A "hard"-working man from Nantucket Carried his lunch in a bucket. His wife got a thirst His trousers they burst He told her she might as well suck it.
I can’t think of anything rhyming… My words, they’re just not aligning! Or perhaps I’m just tipsy. Sure…lets blame the whiskey!🙄 It’s the boozes and my shitty timing.🤷🏻♀️
There once was a knight from Bates, Who went around on rollerskates. He fell on His cutlass, Which left Him quite nutless, And also quite useless on dates !
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There once was a fella named Rick Who started to date this hot chick But brief was romance For tucked in her pants was a much larger dick.
There once was a Rabbi from Peru, Who was vainly attempting to screw. His wife said "Or Vey" If You keep up this way, The Messiah will cum before You !
When stumblebum Joe cr*pped his pants, 'Twas WORSE than some spoiled Liederkranz. The Pope felt unwell And said, "Geez, what a smell!" And the choir interrupted its chants.
