Post an ORIGINAL limerick.

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Straylight · 31-35, F

Dedicated to a favorite historical figure, Julie d'Aubigny.

There once was a singer named Julie.
Who’s operatic talents shone truly.
But it’s more than a hunch
That her sword skills had punch.
Her enemies felt a little penetration before lunch.

ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP

@Straylight Very clever. Unfortunately, there was a 24 hour time limit, which expired about an hour ago. I hope you enter, next time. You have a talent.