Three entries, all risqué.
1.
Her passions were NOT soon extinguished,
For his skills were superb, most distinguished.
Of tongues, he spoke four,
And she moaned for yet more,
As he said, “I’m a MOSHT cunning linguisht!”
2.
There’s a secret to share just between us:
A girl can dispense with a penis
By rubbing her slit,
Circumscribing her clit,
A technique known as ‘orbiting Venus.’
My third entry is a sequel to the well-known classic limerick:
There was a young lady named Sally,
Who enjoyed the occasional dally.
She sat on the lap
Of a well-endowed chap,
And cried “Sir! You’re right up my alley!”
My sequel:
3.
The well-endowed chap then replied,
With words to the point, cut and dried:
He said, “My dear Sally,
Your valley and alley
Are MUCH to my liking ― inside.”
