Post an ORIGINAL limerick.

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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

A famous Welsh shepherd called Bill
Lived high on a very steep hill
Where he farmed the Highland Haggis
With his wife the young wench Agnes
And her brother the fat bloke named Phil.

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@TheSirfurryanimalWales

The prurient shepherd named Bill,
Along with his brother, fat Phil,
One day meeting Dolly,
Said "Agnes is folly,"
Commencing poor Dolly to drill.

[not an entry, Professor!]

ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP

@TheSirfurryanimalWales Congratulations on winning Third Place with this entry. I liked both of your limericks. Your other entry was clever. I selected this one because it seemed true to life. Your award is a gift from the SW gift shop worth up to 1,000 SW coins. Please advise if you have a preference.

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

@ProfessorPlum77 thanks...anything really 😀

ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP

@TheSirfurryanimalWales OK. Sending it out.

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

@ProfessorPlum77 Thank you 😀