Post an ORIGINAL limerick.

A prize will be awarded for the best entry. I may also award prizes for second and third place. There is a twenty-four hour time limit. Starting NOW! (8:40 PM)
PS 9:05 PM No more than THREE ENTERIES per contestant!

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JimBeam · M

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@JimBeam

When stumblebum Joe cr*pped his pants,
'Twas WORSE than some spoiled Liederkranz.
The Pope felt unwell
And said, "Geez, what a smell!"
And the choir interrupted its chants.

[not an entry, Professor!]

JimBeam · M

@Thinkerbell

Took me 10 hours to figure out mine, and you can crank them out every minute.