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SW-User

There once was a fella named Rick
Who started to date this hot chick
But brief was romance
For tucked in her pants
was a much larger dick.

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@SW-User

That reminds me of a joke:

A playboy was pleased when his first date with a hot chick concluded with her inviting him up to her apartment.

When they got to her bedroom, he was taken aback to see an expensively framed picture of a man on her night table.

"Uhh... is that your husband?" he asked cautiously.

"Nooo, I'm not married," she replied.

"Is it your significant other?"

"Nooo, I'm not attached."

"Is it your brother?"

"Nooo."

"Well, who is it then?" he asked, getting a little impatient.

"Why, it's me... before my operation."