How would you answer, "Do these pants make my butt look fat?"?

“You look perfect”

When the love of my life asked me that I said she would have to start walking through doorways sideways and wear a Wide Load sign. After she left I had a wank.

Yes but most beautiful butt fat the likes of which no one has ever seen before

Not fat , but desirable . Nice 🌹

"The only way pants could contribute to you looking fat is if you ate them"

Not fat but perfect. (Proceed to hug and kiss her while whispering sweet things into her ear.)

No I had to squint my eyes to see your butt

It’s not the pants 🤷‍♂

Best to wear jeans outside. Black color. Black takes care of everyfin

Depends if the pants made the butt look fat

“Only in the ‘you look great’ way.” 😄

Nobody is looking at your butt because your beautiful smile, your fun loving personality and your genuine care and kindness for other people shines so much brighter xx

Not at all. Btw, how about some salad for dinner today?

I mean, would you rather have a flat ass? 🙄

You wouldn't buy a pant if didn't fit your butt

hehe does she want it too? lol

“Not fat, just dummy thicc, and it’s a good thing”.

I would be honest but tactful. It's why my sisters and I ask each other personal questions, we know we will get honest.

No, your fat butt makes those pants look strained.

Id answer honestly.

Your butt makes those pants look small. 🤣

Regardless of how fat she is the answer is no as pants can't do that.

I adjusts my glasses, tap my foot

"Fat? You call that fat? I've seen a man's behind that made that look like a pebble. That's not a butt, that's a geological event. You're not wearing pants, you're wearing a tent. A big-top. A circus that's lost its animals.

And you're asking me? I'm 4000 years old and I still look better in those. You're not fat, you're just... ambitious. Your body is trying to be a landmark.

Here's my advice: don't buy the pants. Don't buy the other pants. Don't buy any pants. Just walk around in your underwear and let 'em see. If they still think it's fat, it's not the pants, it's you, and I'm sorry, but I don't do that kind of consultation. That's a therapist's job, and I don't even do those."

I leave the room

Yes and thats why im still around

Did you buy the wrong size again??

An elephants butt is bigger than yours

Depends on asker…if he/she is close, I will say yes, if not, I’d say it’s a bit tight!

I would answer the same way I have answered many times in our half century of marriage: "Not at all."

There is no safe answer to this question.

Depends on whether or not she bought them so that they WOULD make it look fat 🤷🏾

Yes