You cut a sandwich diagonally, its the rule

Pretentious people listen to certain types of music because they want to be heard listening to it, not because they like it.

Toilet Paper is drawn down over the holder not under.

Wearing a button-down shirt with a double-breasted jacket.
Wait! That isn't trivial.

Jam goes first on a scone

All vodka tastes the same. Same for gin.

People who play classic retro doom with that horrible overly smooth graphic filter.

Not trivial, but I do go a bit mental when nobody says a "please" or a "thank you" sweetie!

🤬

Adjust your pieces on your own time...and say “j’adoube” before you touch them.

Makeup. I hate when someone has really poorly-applied makeup on. 😩

People parking their car back in

consideration for insects

Pineapple. Might aa well just get it in the can. Fresh is rarely ever ripe and it goes bad in a day.

That men should not wear hats when eating indoors at a table with others. Outside, I don't care.

Coffee or tea must have sugar in it, never cream. 🙃

Hot or cold.

I HATE when my cell phone rings while I am driving.

You leeeeaaannn into the bar

members of the 9+ AI-pfp-using, fake UK prostitute alts cluster posing questions to the question bot as if they are legit users (and the selective TOS enforcement exemplified by this)

well look at that, after one of them submitted this question, then a couple of the other alts started commenting on it 🙄

@AmberDuponte @CassandraSissy @FelicityDavenport @JenniferB76 @KarenDuponteDurose @MartikaDuponte1 @SammyJo @SarahTheHooker @TheOriginalCandy

Toenail length

Sandles and flip-flops are women's shoes and men look absud in them. Slides shouldn't be worn by anyone who isnt taking a shower