What's your excuse this time? 🤨

I'm cute and adorable and you will always love me

I tried to walk through the door before opening it. I'll get off the floor when I recover.

i'm canadian

I was unsupervised

Same as the last time 💁🏼‍♂😀

Bourbon?

I sharted

The check's definitely in the mail.

This ismy new cue;

These are my ex cues;

They made me do it!

I have none lol

Menopause

My dog made me do it.

No excuse....i didnt do it.

Well

I have none. I'm just messed up and eccentric.

It was the wine

I need an excuse? 😳

The neighbor's pet parakeet ate it all up!!

My sister beat me up.

Um you were not supposed to be home at this hour!

Didn't want to do it so I stayed home.

Don't judge me.
I could've been worse, I'm the sperm cell that actually made it. Think about that!

I fell down the stairs and bruised my crotch

I was busy mowing your lawn