Yes I pretend to be a cow here!!

You've started an udder fetish...

I pretend to be a pretzel

I had my doubts

You mean you are not really a cow? I feel cowfished 😔

What gave you away as a fake is that you type too well to be using hooves at a keyboard or on a phone screen!

Otherwise, I would have believed you....

Moooooo ! , lol

I find your confession oddly moo-ving.

MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

You mean cows don't talk? 🤔

You mean you're not a cow???!!!!! I feel I've been cowfished!!!! 😱😱😱 You said you'd go on a date if I bought you a ton of cattlecake!!!! 😨😨😨

🐮

Now, now...stop slinging the bull. We all KNOW you suffer from Bovine Dysphoria...🤣🤣🤣

Well I am a potato, FOR REAL 🥔😡

They just want to milk you!! Run!! We'll block for you!!

Wait... You're only pretending?! 😱

Are you related to Devin Nunes' cow?

Lies i saw you eat grass the other day 😒

So no cow patties on the floors at the shops? 😅

🤔 I feel like maybe the Gov has stepped in to silence you because the world isn't ready for a real talking cow.🤨

Yes, but put away those udders

One would hope not since that has a completely different meaning where you live 😤

Really moo-ving.

L.C. Cow and her friend, Bo Vine?
Go the the risque restaurant, Mooters?

Thank you for best comment.

🤨 What do you mean Pre-tend?

Hey, we're not stupid y'know. We can tell when someone uses a fake avatar. So we know yours is real.

Don't lie

No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those liberals are coming after you for all that flatulence.😂

Can you roll over? Just to see if you're an Actual Cow.

Don't tell lies... We all know that you are a real cow!!! 🤨🤨🤨

udderly rediculous

Do you mean to say that you are not a genuine cow? I am beginning to think I am the only non-human user on this entire website.

I don't pretend that I'm a BLOCKER

the hucows here are disappointed