Ask me anything

lol that’s priceless @Ozymandiaz

@Ozymandiaz More direct action required to win your rights, comrade.

@nonsensiclesnail If you drink 60 five hour energy drinks you will see through time.

@CountScrofula I am on it!!

@nonsensiclesnail GOD SPEED REMEMBER IF YOUR URINE IS PURPLE THAT'S AWESOME

@Straylight Star Trek. Let's hang out in a cool utopia and meet aliens.

@CountScrofula I’ll meet you at Quark’s.

@BarbossasHusband No, it sounds delightful but it'd probably be pretty rough for the lobster. So I'd just murder and eat it. Humanely.

@CountScrofula aw, poor lobster. But thanks for answering honestly.

@nonsensiclesnail most reputable places will require you to buy two ducks because they are very social and its kind of cruel to have just one.

@ViciDraco Yes you must treat your ducks with love and respect and recognize they want to live in flocks.

@ViciDraco So my dream of all the ducks might not be out of reach.

... I got puppies instead of ducks. I decided I couldn't have both, for very obvious reasons.

@CountScrofula I'm totally kidding my friend...I know shit is crazy for you and just wanted to bust your chops

@SW-User Yeah but I wanna do another song night damnit! Once my evenings don't involve cleaning up residual cat piss scent from my laundry room lmao

@CountScrofula all in good time .

@CountScrofula celebration of life is a wonderful idea 🖤 glad you're doing good and being there for your mother when you need each other

@CountScrofula My sincerest condolences. 🥺

@CountScrofula 🏆!

@Zaphod42 Six.

@DarlingSelah YES. We actually talked about that a few years ago, and I forget your EP name unfortunately but I do recall talking with you back when I was BarvoDelancy.

@CountScrofula I barely remember. Its been so long! My username was Luckybird.

@DarlingSelah SO LONG. I feel kinda sad that I can barely remember usernames of people I was close to but fell out of touch with. Couple I nabbed on Facebook though so keep in touch.

@deadgerbil Vengeful.

@CountScrofula how would you react if someone took motor oil and dumped it in your lawn?

@Juvia No I alreayd have too many pets lol

@CountScrofula Birds are like honorary children. You have no children so this is perfect opportunity to adopt some

@CountScrofula Where was your most favorite vacation?

@Starcrossed My wife and I went to Great Britain and France in 2012. Hit up the Edinburgh fringe fest, visited friends, stayed at a house in a spooky village in the Pyrenees. All good times.

@CountScrofula that sounds amazing

@pride49 I can't promise you anything, but I can promise there are endless people out there asking themselves the same question. You're cute and interesting and have a lot to offer. I'm confident you'll do okay.

@CountScrofula yay.

@caccoon I had great parents and friends. And they are overheated. Poor Gaz got himself mired in a creek and had to be rescued yesterday so he's -exhausted-.

@CountScrofula oh nooooooo!! I hope gaz rests up 💙💙

Will they tolerate a cool, wet cloth on their bellies? I do that for my dogs sometimes 💙

@V00doo girl your red shoes 👠 were the bees knees

@V00doo Gorgeous!

@Elanor Love it. I eat it out of hand, skin on.

@iamonfire696 agreed. The Mrs. is a lucky lass.

@Starcrossed She sure is.

@LordShadowfire Which one, African or European?

@CountScrofula Well, I don't know th-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!