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nonsensiclesnail · F

Can I buy a duck off of you?
I really want a duck and dont know where to find them.

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@nonsensiclesnail No, but I know a guy.

ViciDraco · 41-45, M

@nonsensiclesnail most reputable places will require you to buy two ducks because they are very social and its kind of cruel to have just one.

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@ViciDraco Yes you must treat your ducks with love and respect and recognize they want to live in flocks.

nonsensiclesnail · F

@ViciDraco So my dream of all the ducks might not be out of reach.

... I got puppies instead of ducks. I decided I couldn't have both, for very obvious reasons.