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mindstruggle · F
Your blood sample.
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle in the mustache??
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mindstruggle · F
@CaptainBard
On your white mustache 🙄
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle snotty white
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
Taller.
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Degbeme it went to the incomplete sentence category ✋
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@CaptainBard *bends down* YOU NEED TO BE TALLER.
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Degbeme 🙄
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Classified · M
We ask nicely
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HijabaDabbaDoo · F
Twerk for me
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo
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DancingStarGoddess ·
Stop stealing my beard! I need it to buy grown up stuffs!
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@DancingStarGoddess I need it more though!
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DancingStarGoddess ·
@CaptainBard ok fineeeee!
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BillyMack · 46-50, M
Work it. For @HijabaDabbaDoo.
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HijabaDabbaDoo · F
@BillyMack I've been meaning to look for a PA
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@BillyMack done
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BillyMack · 46-50, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo that also twerks.

Those are the unicorns.
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thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
You gotta know the secret dance.

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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@thepeculiarpanda I’m starting to think you all just want me to embarrass myself with dancing
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thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
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hunkalove · 70-79, M
Buy me a car.
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TurtlePink · F
Sorry kid but you gotta be 21 and older.
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TurtlePink · F
@CaptainBard why are you so short then? 🤨
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tenente · 36-40, M
@TurtlePink @CaptainBard

Bard (probably, .. idk)

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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@TurtlePink I’m normal and everyone else is just a giant ✋
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DrScissorhands
Wear platform shoes
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
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DrScissorhands
@CaptainBard You asked 🙄
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NIC0LE · F
The same to be able to ride roller coasters...🤷🏿‍♀
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@NIC0LE you knew what I meant!
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NIC0LE · F
@CaptainBard I barely know what you mean these days...💅🏾
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@NIC0LE 😒
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brainrapist · 31-35, F
Bend over
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Ferric67 · M
Learn to disco dance 🕺
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Ferric67 if you pay for my lessons
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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
That’s easy! Just be taller 😉
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Aquaabyss
You need to dress up as a lady bug
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Aquaabyss let it go 🙄
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mindstruggle · F
@CaptainBard
This is so funny 😂
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Straylight · F
Fire marshal says letting you in would raise the background coolness to dangerous levels for a building this size.
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Ashlyy · 26-30, F
Are you willing to do…anything?…
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Ashlyy pretty much anything 👀
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Put some damn clothes on.
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calicuz · 56-60, M
You must be a minimum of 5' 2" tall.......... Looks like your a little short.
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Picklebobble2 · 61-69, M
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One must learn and perform this complex cultural rite before one can attain such recognition
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Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Age 15 years...
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empanadas · 31-35, M
Smoke bath salt and attend AA meetings
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@empanadas that is a unique combination of I’ve ever seen one
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empanadas · 31-35, M
@CaptainBard more common than you think in our club of losers
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Punxi · F
It puts the lotion in the basket
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tenente · 36-40, M
answer the riddles three(?)

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calicuz · 56-60, M
"The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club" 😎
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@M00ed sure I’ll just need an ER after
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Straylight · F
@M00ed Any similar pose I do during yoga only gets me a slapped butt from my wife. 😂
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M00ed · F
@Straylight oh😅
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