Have you not heard the old joke

Why do Chinese restaurants never get robbed?

Because an hour later you'd be broke again.

My partner is like you, she eats like a bird and when we get a takeaway she'll have half for breakfast next morning. I'll scoff my half at the time.

Three days? You eat like a bird! I can only get two days out of my Chinese meals. But they are large portioned, and yes you eat like a bird.


Case closed! LOL

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I expect my plates to last longer than three days - unless they're paper of course! 🤣

Ours has a make your own plate thing to go and they just weigh it

Because it's so good that they know you'll be coming back for seconds.

Careful. Chinese restaurants are known for serving frog but calling it chicken.

And then you're hungry an hour later lol

You eat less

U eat like a bird