My wisdom teeth are bothering meCan't open my mouth much to eat because the upper right tooth is trying to push through and has got my entire mouth throbbing
It's getting cooler outside time for my homemade hot chocolateBest with whole milk but any kind works. Dutch process coco powder, brown sugar, cardamom, cinnamon and cloves.
Some dope was going the wrong way through the parking lot and almost hit meI see you Mr.Man in a chevy spark
I've inherited my dad's ability to clear a room via gasI haven't made anyone throw up like he has. He's insanely proud of that and likes to tell those stories.
A friend of mine calls taco bell burritos "gloop tubes"He's right they are pretty gloopy and the bottom broke open and dripped all over my shirt.
I'm afraid to have childrenChildren for me are these black shadowy shilouettes with question marks over their faces that lurk in my subconscious. I treasure my nieces but when it comes to children of my own I freeze. It's a lot of responsibility, money and commitment and you... See More »
I went clubbing last night and don't remember muchI'm very hungover and just ate a bunch of taco bell. I remember falling down the stairs thanks to wet boots that really hurt and I have a massive bruise as a result. I remember being in the restroom laughing and flapping the stall door around wildly.... See More »
Thanks panic disorder I love being woken up by you....notAnnoying because I was just starting to get comfortable in bed
I found a 1996 space jam coin in my thingsIt came with the vhs and of course my brother and I tore the case apart to get it out. I was the one who ruined it with the pen and at one point i did color it with crayon but it looks like that wore off (2)
And so the downward health spiral beginsI'm falling apart more than usual. My calves feel strained so do my feet. My inner left foot arch hurts to put weight on it when I walk. My blood pressure has been high like 140/74. Gerd is gerding and my back is sore and knees ache and ive been... See More »
Take it from me never go to work under the influence of a sedative.I felt like I floated on a cloud and was super zen but at the expense of being really stupid. I stood in front of a door and was confused as to why it wasn't opening. I know there's a button you press on the wall to open it but that part didn't... See More »
How bad is it to want to call off on a day I know is going to be insanely short staffed?The will is strong.
Anyone ever have such a strange dream it makes you wake up saying wtf?I had a dream last night where I was a drag queen waiting to go onstage. I was mad because I couldn't find my good wig and all I had left was this ugly shaggy orange one. I was waiting backstage for my song to hit and it hit but I went out with... See More »
Ok I am creeped outI checked my emails spam folder and I saw a notification from a dating site I've never heard of/been on. Went to the profile and sure enough it was my face but an older photo of me from my late 20s, birthday was right as was my email. Location was... See More »
Does anyone else's parents flip out if the tv stops working?My dad is notorious for this with both the computer and the tv. He will either call my brother or me and will start freaking out on us to help him fix it. It's frustrating because he doesn't really listen when he gets like that and it's hard for me... See More »
I had a single jack and coke lastnight and my insides still feel like they're on fire. Lord help us allThe acid in my stomach/chest is searing hot right now. I'm very uncomfortable and I think I'm becoming immune to pepcid
I'm wicked exhausted but scared to sleepFriday I woke up around 10am went about my day. Took a nap from 730pm to approximately 9pm then was up from then until 2pm Saturday. Took a little nap but it's now 1040pm here and I'm scared to actually sleep longterm. Reason being last nap i took I... See More »
Will i ever have a job that doesn't give me gastrointestinal distress by simply pulling into the parking lot?That's how you know it's bad. I'm fine all day long until I get there then I'm hit with gas and explosive crap. Lasts all shift long just about well the gas does. Home im fine.
I found ligonberry jam at meijers! I'm so happyI love that stuff! Haven't had any since christmas time
I just came back from by far the sketchiest area in detroit I've ever been to. It was monsooning tooThe things I do but I never want to go to that particular area again. We love seeing a burnt up car on cinder blocks on the side of the road! I got what I came for so that's all that matters.
I drove past a street and holy unlocked memoriesI was in an area I don't go to very often it's sort of rural-ish and I drove past this one street and after passing it hit me. I know that street a childhood friend lived on that street when he moved to a different town from me. I remember this one... See More »
Does anyone else's knee hurt really bad when walking down a steep hill?Whenever I go down a steep hill my left knee hurts like crazy. It feels unstable and I hear a crackling noise in it on top of discomfort. It crackles whenever I squat down and go downstairs as is. It's done that since I was a kid so maybe it's either... See More »