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Have you ever quit going to a business due to bad service?

I stopped going to this one store because they're always rude to me whenever I would stop in. Never understood why because I was always patient and friendly.

Should I buy a home in detroit?

Many homes under 100k and I'd finally be able to be a homeowner. Lots of neat looking older homes too.

Why would you want to race me dude... I'm in a subaru this is not a sports car

Take you dad's charger home kid nobody is interested in racing you. You will not tarnish my already questionable driving record furthur. I did get pulled over for speeding years ago running late to work.

I made pork medallions in a wine mustard tarragon sauce

I swear i stood there forever dredging and frying up the medallions. Sauteed up some onions and mushrooms deglazed with white wine let that reduce til it got jammy. Added cream, dijon, tarragon and salt/pepper to taste let it thicken and reduce more.... See More »

It's my turn to pick the music at work. It's korn time!

It looks like new people are moving in next door

Looks like a young couple with a little kid. I only know because my mom has been creeping out the window giving me the run down. I mean that's great and all but I woke up choking for air and I smell is lemon pledge. I probably have sleep apnea.

I really want to go pumpkin picking

My wisdom teeth are bothering me

Can't open my mouth much to eat because the upper right tooth is trying to push through and has got my entire mouth throbbing

I guess there's a homeless encampment behind the Kroger's in my hometown

Never knew it

It's getting cooler outside time for my homemade hot chocolate

Best with whole milk but any kind works. Dutch process coco powder, brown sugar, cardamom, cinnamon and cloves.

Some dope was going the wrong way through the parking lot and almost hit me

I see you Mr.Man in a chevy spark

I've inherited my dad's ability to clear a room via gas

I haven't made anyone throw up like he has. He's insanely proud of that and likes to tell those stories.

A friend of mine calls taco bell burritos "gloop tubes"

He's right they are pretty gloopy and the bottom broke open and dripped all over my shirt.

I'm afraid to have children

Children for me are these black shadowy shilouettes with question marks over their faces that lurk in my subconscious. I treasure my nieces but when it comes to children of my own I freeze. It's a lot of responsibility, money and commitment and you... See More »

I went clubbing last night and don't remember much

I'm very hungover and just ate a bunch of taco bell. I remember falling down the stairs thanks to wet boots that really hurt and I have a massive bruise as a result. I remember being in the restroom laughing and flapping the stall door around wildly.... See More »

Thanks panic disorder I love being woken up by you....not

Annoying because I was just starting to get comfortable in bed

I found a 1996 space jam coin in my things

It came with the vhs and of course my brother and I tore the case apart to get it out. I was the one who ruined it with the pen and at one point i did color it with crayon but it looks like that wore off

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And so the downward health spiral begins

I'm falling apart more than usual. My calves feel strained so do my feet. My inner left foot arch hurts to put weight on it when I walk. My blood pressure has been high like 140/74. Gerd is gerding and my back is sore and knees ache and ive been... See More »

Take it from me never go to work under the influence of a sedative.

I felt like I floated on a cloud and was super zen but at the expense of being really stupid. I stood in front of a door and was confused as to why it wasn't opening. I know there's a button you press on the wall to open it but that part didn't... See More »

How bad is it to want to call off on a day I know is going to be insanely short staffed?

The will is strong.

Anyone ever have such a strange dream it makes you wake up saying wtf?

I had a dream last night where I was a drag queen waiting to go onstage. I was mad because I couldn't find my good wig and all I had left was this ugly shaggy orange one. I was waiting backstage for my song to hit and it hit but I went out with... See More »

Ok I am creeped out

I checked my emails spam folder and I saw a notification from a dating site I've never heard of/been on. Went to the profile and sure enough it was my face but an older photo of me from my late 20s, birthday was right as was my email. Location was... See More »

Takes me back to being a kid again

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Does anyone else's parents flip out if the tv stops working?

My dad is notorious for this with both the computer and the tv. He will either call my brother or me and will start freaking out on us to help him fix it. It's frustrating because he doesn't really listen when he gets like that and it's hard for me... See More »

I had a single jack and coke lastnight and my insides still feel like they're on fire. Lord help us all

The acid in my stomach/chest is searing hot right now. I'm very uncomfortable and I think I'm becoming immune to pepcid