SandWitch · 26-30, F
Okay, I won't laugh at all then.
Perhaps you should go back to England where most Americans came from?
Like they say, if you can make it in England, you can make it anywhere.
Perhaps you should go back to England where most Americans came from?
Like they say, if you can make it in England, you can make it anywhere.
SandWitch · 26-30, F
@llswag
The USA got started up in the first place after Englishmen fled from the King of England 250 years ago and then called themselves "Americans" when they landed in North America, actually!!!
I can assure you, most Americans did not come from Germany, but the vast majority came primary from Ireland and England. If most Americans came from Germany, their intellectual genetics would have yielded some very intelligent people, but the USA hasn't seen any evidence of superior intelligence in the last 100 years, particularly during the last 10 years.
The USA got started up in the first place after Englishmen fled from the King of England 250 years ago and then called themselves "Americans" when they landed in North America, actually!!!
I can assure you, most Americans did not come from Germany, but the vast majority came primary from Ireland and England. If most Americans came from Germany, their intellectual genetics would have yielded some very intelligent people, but the USA hasn't seen any evidence of superior intelligence in the last 100 years, particularly during the last 10 years.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@SandWitch @llswag
According to the US Census 2020 the five largest ancestry groups in the United States are Germans (12.91%), African Americans (12.13%), Mexicans (11.29%), Irish (9.56%), and English (7.64%).
1 German 42,591,423 12.91%
2 African Americans (non -Hispanic) 39,994,653 12.13%
3 Mexican 37,235,886 11.29%
4 Irish 31,518,948 9.56%
5 English* 25,214,712 7.64%
6 American 19,416,668 5.89%
7 Italian 16,552,229 5.02%
8 Native Americans 9,666,058 2.93%
9 Polish 8,936,423 2.71%
10 French 7,376,649 2.24%
https://uscanadainfo.com/ancestry-in-united-states/
According to the US Census 2020 the five largest ancestry groups in the United States are Germans (12.91%), African Americans (12.13%), Mexicans (11.29%), Irish (9.56%), and English (7.64%).
1 German 42,591,423 12.91%
2 African Americans (non -Hispanic) 39,994,653 12.13%
3 Mexican 37,235,886 11.29%
4 Irish 31,518,948 9.56%
5 English* 25,214,712 7.64%
6 American 19,416,668 5.89%
7 Italian 16,552,229 5.02%
8 Native Americans 9,666,058 2.93%
9 Polish 8,936,423 2.71%
10 French 7,376,649 2.24%
https://uscanadainfo.com/ancestry-in-united-states/
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AmericanVibes · 41-45, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo No, but I’m crying so hard of your mean comments I just solved the world water crisis for an entire town. I even gave you best comment and this is the thanks you give 😭😭😭😭
AmericanVibes · 41-45, M
SUPERVlXEN · F
Let me know when you get to the joke about Homan walking into the bar, and later outside agaon with a $50,000. That's gonna be a total cracker! Keep working on your material, you might make it one day!
AbbeyRhode · F
Gotta love picturing those three doing an honest day's work. 😄
PatKirby · M
@AbbeyRhode
Work avoidance while getting a big paycheck is more like it.
Or as the DemonRat party calls it, just another day at the office.
Work avoidance while getting a big paycheck is more like it.
Or as the DemonRat party calls it, just another day at the office.
CougarLisa · 36-40, F
Perfect!
Northwest · M
The end it's my first attempt as a skit writer don't laugh to hard
You should keep your day job. You have one, right? And it's a job you invented all by yourself?
AmericanVibes · 41-45, M
@Northwest but if I keep my day job does that mean I can do comedy at night at least?
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I didn't.
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AmericanVibes · 41-45, M
@FoxyQueen Thank you so much for your thoughtful and extremely detailed feedback I’ll absolutely take every word into deep consideration as I move forward with my future endeavors. Truly, it's rare to receive such passionate input from someone so committed and taking the time to type it out. Your insights will serve as a shining example of my future endeavors.
FoxyQueen · 51-55, F
@AmericanVibes https://thecomedycrowd.com/how-to-write-a-comedy-sketch/
Hmm, maybe next time you write a sketch, first learn about the topic first. Because none of this describes how socialism works or how these people claim it does.
AmericanVibes · 41-45, M
@NerdyPotato Oh wow, thank you so much for that enlightening critique really, where would I be without your wisdom? I had no idea research was a thing. Next time I’ll be sure to get your expert advice on socialism before writing a comedy sketch. This is Truly life-changing feedback. Maybe you can even join me on the road to different comedy clubs
@AmericanVibes
I had no idea research was a thing.
That was pretty clear from this attempt. It's a bit confusing to put that in the middle of a bunch of sarcasm though.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
All three: "You no-good bourgeois capitalist! You're exploiting the working class!"
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llswag · 18-21, F
Muslims, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww :(
JonLosAngeles66 · M
A conservative walks into a club to tell jokes.
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4meAndyou · F
That's one former communist who became a Democrat-Socialist, one communist, and one communist pretending to be a Democrat-Socialist!